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Topic: New Tesla Flying Car

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 hours ago #138,518

Obviously this shit will probably never be street legal but you have to admit that shit was cool as hell.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 27 minutes later[^] [v] #1,464,686

0 -60 MPH in ONE SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 hours ago, 10 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,687

@previous (B)
Break your neck in style

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,697

Good thing we can refuel every 40 feet.

live&lemon joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,700

You first. I’m not getting in that thing. Imagine if one of the cold gas thrusters fails to fire when you’re falling straight down 60 feet head first with 2 tones of car beneath you, or if you get in a car accident with a 10,000 psi carbon fiber over-wrapped pressure vessel next to your skull. I don’t care if it works 99% of the time, the 1% it doesn’t work will be the last time you ever use it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,701

@previous (live&lemon)
> b-b-but you c-could die!!
pussy

live&lemon replied with this 1 hour ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,702

Now I know what you’re probably thinking: no I’m not scared of flying because airplanes have wings and if the engine stops, airplanes can glide. They have a built-in fail safe mechanism which is part of what makes them the safest form of transportation. Also helicopters have a thing called retro rotation which is hard to explain but basically due to inertia and aerodynamics, if the engine stalls, the blades will keep spinning for some time, and there’s a way you can angle them so that you get enough lift that you can land sort of safely (still a hard landing but without dying). Still helicopters are less safe than planes.

live&lemon double-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,703

@1,464,701 (A)

> >b-b-but you c-could die!!
> pussy

If you really want to experience the thrill of being flipped over really fast, why not just ride a roller coaster? You’re way less likely to die doing that.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,704

@previous (live&lemon)
You don't have to explain why you're a pussy to me. That's just how you are it's fine

live&lemon replied with this 1 hour ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,705

@previous (A)
If not wanting to die makes me a pussy, then why are you still alive if you’re not a pussy?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,706

@previous (live&lemon)
I luck mog you bro. I'm just lucky and haven't died yet. Pussies wouldn't understand

live&lemon replied with this 1 hour ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,707

@previous (A)
Or maybe you don’t actually do anything dangerous.

live&lemon double-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,708

Don’t get me wrong, there’s a place for this invention: autonomously driven in front of a crowd of people as entertainment. That’s fine, that’s a good use case, I’d go see that at least once even if I’m not a fan of Elon Musk. It’s interesting, sure. I’m not getting in that thing, and if you have more than two brain cells, you probably don’t need me to tell you whether or not you should get in that thing.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,709

@1,464,707 (live&lemon)
This is why you'll never fuck, bro. Guys who fuck just jump into the mouth of a roaring tiger. That guy who got mauled by a tiger recently died sure but I guarantee he fucked tons of bitches. You wouldn't get it

live&lemon replied with this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,710

@previous (A)
That sounds like a problem that can be solved through natural selection.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,711

@previous (live&lemon)
Exactly. Guys who do dangerous shit fuck more often and guys like you have their bloodlines die out because you'll never fuck

live&lemon replied with this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,712

@previous (A)
Tbh this is starting to get a little old

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 58 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,713

@previous (live&lemon)
Old like you because you're losing life energy from not fucking

live&lemon replied with this 54 minutes ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,714

I get that you were trying to be funny at first but now it’s just kinda dumb

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 54 minutes ago, 44 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,715

@previous (live&lemon)
have sex incel

Doc !mjoQJhzjwM joined in and replied with this 35 minutes ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,727

@op
Idk. I’ve fucked plenty women and never had to put my life in danger at all. Sounds like a skill issue on your end.
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