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Topic: A safe alternative

Possible Homo started this discussion 1 hour ago #138,464

I want to see what size of a penis I can take rectally before I finally take the plunge and go for the real thing. That said, I need to find something that comes in a variety of sizes to use. I was thinking possibly, cucumbers or carrots. Do you think there are any harmful chemicals on these types of produce in the market that might cause harm to my colon? I would of course cleanse them first with organic soap. I do worry about a chemical reaction to my bowels and intestines so if anyone can come up with an even a safer alternative I would be most grateful.

Mr Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #1,464,279

try a blackpenis first, our maximum penis size is comparable to a womans pinky finger, so no commitment is needed.

we do however, generally not like using our vestigal weeny, so be prepared to bribe yoar chosen nigguh sissy boi with your sperms and superior pacifier

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 57 minutes ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,283

@OP
No PAIN No Gain.

Sir Carves-A-Lot joined in and replied with this 49 minutes ago, 7 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,464,285

Start off with the roast beef from Toby Carvery as a guide.
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