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Topic: Ode to fecal matter

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 hour ago #138,386

Poopy poo, how do you do?
Thoughts of you even off the loo.
Cling to my booty boo like glue.
Plunging deep into my toilet blue
Splashing my asshole with droplets of dew
I miss you. I'm sure you knew.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade (OP) double-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,463,635

Wow just...oh my God WOW. I've never read such moving words I'm brought to tears by your passion and creativity...just wow...

Lady Dead (OP) triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,636

Truly a magnificent showcase of the human ability to make the world brighter and more beautiful through language. Thank (and I mean this with the utmost thankfulness and gratitude) you.

boof (OP) quadruple-posted this 59 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,637

I'm actually sobbing uncontrollably...I didn't know I needed this but I really did...I can't thank you enough...

Elon Musk (OP) quintuple-posted this 57 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,639

How would you like a job at my company? I need to have a mind as bright as yours working on my rockets!

Barack Obama (OP) sextuple-posted this 56 minutes ago, 56 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,641

I'll never shit the same way again. You've changed the world more than you could ever know, OP. Thank you.

Pope Leo XIV (OP) septuple-posted this 55 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,642

You're blessed by God, my child. Go forth and do great things!

Anonymous B (OP) octuple-posted this 54 minutes ago, 35 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,644

Powerful...just powerful...

Anonymous C (OP) nonuple-posted this 53 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,645

Bump. More people need to read this.

Jesus Christ (OP) decuple-posted this 51 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,646

Holy shit bro this is so goooood. Want to come up to my place and party? We could really use a guy like you in heaven.

Satan (OP) undecuple-posted this 49 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,647

This guy is fucking awesome. Maybe I should make up with Jesus so I can get into that party and hear more of this sweet poetry...hey you there! Call off the demon hordes...it's time for peace

Hitler (OP) duodecuple-posted this 48 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,648

I wouldn't have killed those people if I had heard this before...I'm sorry...

Karl Marx (OP) tridecuple-posted this 46 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,649

You have seized the means of shit production and you have now surpassed me...it's up to you now...

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 29 minutes ago, 17 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,652

raping nigguhs!
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