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Topic: Spiderman movie wasn't even that good

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 hour ago #138,359

So the ending, spoilers:

SPOILER SPOILER

villain uses mind power to freeze half the city alive, cyclist shown breaking his spine

spiderman takes bullet for villain because villain is misunderstood and villain escapes

people cheer for spiderman walking out of the hospital

cyclist is like what about my fucking spine?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,463,335

Nobody cares about some gay bicyclist.

Gay unicyclist joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 6 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,336

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Even I don’t care!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,338

@1,463,335 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
@previous (Gay unicyclist)

That's why he's going to be the next villain, he's going to blood eagle all the people who didn't care, and then run over them with his bicycle

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 29 minutes ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,344

@previous (A)

In that order?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 26 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,345

@1,463,338 (A)

> That's why he's going to be the next villain, he's going to blood eagle all the people who didn't care, and then run over them with his bicycle

Interestingly, there’s no archaeological evidence that blood eagles ever happened because they’ve never found any bones with chopped up rib cages.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 minutes ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,351

@1,463,344 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

He can't bicycle people and then blood eagle them, that's ridiculous

@previous (D)

Well I mean if your going to blood eagle people, you probably eat them too

Anonymous D replied with this 4 minutes ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,352

@previous (A)
You wouldn’t eat the bones though.

Anonymous D double-posted this 2 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,353

I mean, it would be a choking hazard to try and eat a chicken bone, you can’t eat a human sized bone. You can eat bone marrow but we know prehistoric people ate bone marrow because you still can’t eat the outer shell of calcium.

Anonymous D triple-posted this 1 minute ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,463,354

By the way: bone marrow is disgusting… until you add salt then it’s delicious.
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