Topic: Matt is, in fact, a success in life
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #13,810
Forget what the Angry Anon teenage basement dwellers say. Let us, rather, consider the facts.
1. He has traveled around the world and experienced many peoples and cultures.
2. He is French-Spanish.
3. He hold a BA and an MA, and is thus the most educated person here.
4. He dates, and gets laid, even if it is with skanky, drunk bar whores.
5. As that photo of him proves, he has lots of male and female friends. He goes out dancing, he plays guitar, and has many social talents.
6. He is about to travel around the world teaching English, like a real swashbuckling adventurer.
7. He is multi-lingual.
8. Through sheer willpower, he has changed his diet and lost about 40 pounds so far.
9. He is a Gastronmical connoisseur, and a professionally-trained French chef.
10. He was a Christian minister for years.
I could go on, but Jesus, that IS pretty damn impressive if you look at it objectively!
1. He has traveled around the world and experienced many peoples and cultures.
2. He is French-Spanish.
3. He hold a BA and an MA, and is thus the most educated person here.
4. He dates, and gets laid, even if it is with skanky, drunk bar whores.
5. As that photo of him proves, he has lots of male and female friends. He goes out dancing, he plays guitar, and has many social talents.
6. He is about to travel around the world teaching English, like a real swashbuckling adventurer.
7. He is multi-lingual.
8. Through sheer willpower, he has changed his diet and lost about 40 pounds so far.
9. He is a Gastronmical connoisseur, and a professionally-trained French chef.
10. He was a Christian minister for years.
I could go on, but Jesus, that IS pretty damn impressive if you look at it objectively!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later[^] [v] #246,631
How have you been, DM?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,633
It's funny because all of those things are lies.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,636
r04r joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,642
Hi Matt.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,643
I agree! What a wonderful person Matt really is!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,644
They are all true about him. They really are. And OBJECTIVELY looking at it, he really is amazing!
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,646
@OP
> 2. He is French-Spanish.
How is that an accomplishment?
> 3. He hold a BA and an MA, and is thus the most educated person here.
The debt load is just weird to take on for a pointless additional degree that makes you less employable. I have more respect for someone who goes to community college and gets an actual job which allows him to move out of the basement.
> 5. As that photo of him proves, he has lots of male and female friends. He goes out dancing, he plays guitar, and has many social talents.
"that photo"
> 6. He is about to travel around the world teaching English, like a real swashbuckling adventurer.
Teaching ESL is interesting, but a resume-builder most people do in their early 20s prior to starting their "real" careers or going back to school. It's distinctly weird to do in one's 30s and a clear signal of no real job skills.
> 2. He is French-Spanish.
How is that an accomplishment?
> 3. He hold a BA and an MA, and is thus the most educated person here.
The debt load is just weird to take on for a pointless additional degree that makes you less employable. I have more respect for someone who goes to community college and gets an actual job which allows him to move out of the basement.
> 5. As that photo of him proves, he has lots of male and female friends. He goes out dancing, he plays guitar, and has many social talents.
"that photo"
> 6. He is about to travel around the world teaching English, like a real swashbuckling adventurer.
Teaching ESL is interesting, but a resume-builder most people do in their early 20s prior to starting their "real" careers or going back to school. It's distinctly weird to do in one's 30s and a clear signal of no real job skills.
dw !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,648
@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
> > 5. As that photo of him proves, he has lots of male and female friends. He goes out dancing, he plays guitar, and has many social talents.
> "that photo"
that one of him a guy and a girl
> > 5. As that photo of him proves, he has lots of male and female friends. He goes out dancing, he plays guitar, and has many social talents.
> "that photo"
that one of him a guy and a girl
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,650
> he hold a BA and MA
Boasting about your qualifications is the perfect place to start talking like a caveman.
Boasting about your qualifications is the perfect place to start talking like a caveman.
cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,652
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,657
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,665
Don't forget he owned a Yaris.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,670
Al Bundy is more of a success in life.
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,672
Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,674
@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
Exactly!
• Al Bundy earned a full ride scholarship. Matt had to get private student loans.
• Al Bundy has a house and two cars. Matt has no house (he lives with his mother) and a subcompact that he still owes money on.
• Al Bundy can get laid whenever he wants, because his wife is a sex addict. Matt has to pretend that he knows girls.
• Al Bundy has actually traveled outside of the U.S. during his adulthood. Matt hasn't.
• Al Bundy has won a fight with somebody.
• Al Bundy isn't obese.
Exactly!
• Al Bundy earned a full ride scholarship. Matt had to get private student loans.
• Al Bundy has a house and two cars. Matt has no house (he lives with his mother) and a subcompact that he still owes money on.
• Al Bundy can get laid whenever he wants, because his wife is a sex addict. Matt has to pretend that he knows girls.
• Al Bundy has actually traveled outside of the U.S. during his adulthood. Matt hasn't.
• Al Bundy has won a fight with somebody.
• Al Bundy isn't obese.
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,675
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,995
@OP> 1. He has traveled around the world and experienced many peoples and cultures.
So have most people.
> 2. He is French-Spanish.
That's a good thing?
> 3. He hold a BA and an MA, and is thus the most educated person here.
loliberalarts
> 4. He dates, and gets laid, even if it is with skanky, drunk bar whores.
You have intercourse with skanky whores (in your own words)? And that's a positive thing?
> 5. As that photo of him proves, he has lots of male and female friends. He goes out dancing, he plays guitar, and has many social talents.
So do most socially active people.
> 6. He is about to travel around the world teaching English, like a real swashbuckling adventurer.
OK.
> 7. He is multi-lingual.
So are most people. Well, most Europeans.
> 8. Through sheer willpower, he has changed his diet and lost about 40 pounds so far.
So sheer was your willpower you couldn't give up drinking wine, and had to rely on the help of strangers from the internet? lololol
> 9. He is a Gastronmical connoisseur, and a professionally-trained French chef.
lol
> 10. He was a Christian minister for years.
That's not a positive thing you wanker.
> I could go on, but Jesus, that IS pretty damn impressive if you look at it objectively!
oh, ok
sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,996
op is good.
Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 51 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #247,001
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Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #247,068
lol #2 says it all:
2. He is French-Spanish.
In other words, he thinks he's a success, but is built entirely of fail as all former French and Spanish colonies proved long ago.
2. He is French-Spanish.
In other words, he thinks he's a success, but is built entirely of fail as all former French and Spanish colonies proved long ago.