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Topic: Are you ready for the rapture?

Meta started this discussion 2 weeks ago #138,076

I have a Smith and Wesson ready. I always keep it on my body at all times loaded, because I know when the time comes I must ascend back to the mothership.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,461,283

oh I'm always ready for a song from Blondie

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,301

The whole rapture thing is a misinterpretation stemming from some offshoot Protestant cult. It was the Millerites. They sold their possessions and prepared for the end of times.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,308

@previous (C)

Our pastor moved back to the midwest, I assume the rapture stuff was fading in popularity (Jesus calling to him to go of course). New church went 50/50 hipster/megachurch with him gone. I don't miss any of that; thanks mom and dad for the brainwashing.

@1,461,283 (boof)

The 80's were strange as hell lol.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,319

Meta - those bodies are are are.
Sad is all I can say.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,336

@previous (E)

> Meta - those bodies are are are.
> Sad is all I can say.

I love end times and gates of hell art. There’s an amazing selection. It’s always superior to the repetitive Mary with Child and death of Christ themes. Snooze.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,557

Princess time

Anonymous G double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,461,701

@previous (G)
40 days of rain
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