Topic: Will Nigeria be the first country to reach Mars? Maybe not yet but soon.
Mr. Bloody Schizophrenic started this discussion 1 hour ago #138,058
An exploding birth rate that surpasses the West and China will meet a human capital renaissance when the biggest industry after oil stops being Nigerian Prince scams.
Nigeria will harness all the technologies from nearby Wakanda that is still mourning the loss of Black Panther and queen Angela Bassett will divert Vibranium production to a Mars shuttle where Nigerian astronauts will eat Indonesian noodles.
To ensure the safe passage of astronauts on a multi year journey and to avoid conflict there will be no onboard Waffle House. Is Waffle House even a thing in Nigeria? It might be in China or Japan. The Shinto worship of divine goddess Amaretsu who is actually a sun goddess doesn’t necessarily proscribe Waffle House but it might.
Oh sorry guys the institution says I’ve exceeded my computer time for the day but more soon I promise!
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