Topic: i think that amazon is psychic

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #13,803

and is trying to warn me of the zombie apocalypse so i can be prepared

Fezt joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later[^] [v] #246,442

zombies fear pirates?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,443

@previous (Fezt)

maybe

but i think that it is saying that i should dress as one to look cool

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,444

fuck off dreamworks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,445

@previous (C)

no

you are dreamworks

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,446

Those are all good books. You'll need to be well-read on the zombie apocalypse beforehand if you want to survive it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,448

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

do you think i should buy Pirate Costume Accessories | Pirate Sword or should i buy Pirate Sword - Silver and Black - 50cm

dw !DnH0jkg8I2 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,452

@246,445 (A)
no
i
am
the
real
joran
get
fucked
troll

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,453

@previous (dw !DnH0jkg8I2)

no

your face is joran

Triptych !6Suckfishs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,458

Buy Pirate Sword - Silver and Black - 50cm, Ashy. :3

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,464

@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)

i think it might make me look like a wiener since it is so small

maybe i should buy a rapier

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,469

@previous (A)
Or a goddamn broadsword.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,471

@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)

but one of my hands will have a hook

how can i hold a broadsword

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,472

@246,464 (A)
you already are a wiener you retarded nerd

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,474

@246,471 (A)
With the hook.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,476

@246,472 (F)

mad in space

@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)

but hooks cannot grasp

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,479

@previous (A)
what if it is a prehensile hook

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,481

@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)

but it is plastic

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,483

@previous (A)
well then fuck
try having a circle sword

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,486

@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)

but why not a rapier
what is a circle sword

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,488

@previous (A)
because circle swords are badass
or would be if they were real

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,489

@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)

maybe you could hula hoop the zombie menace away

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,491

@previous (A)
yes
or just sit on your roof and pick them off one by one with a rifle

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,492

@246,488 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
i hate tira she's annoying. its all about mitsurugi

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,494

@246,491 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)

but what kind of a pirate would i be then

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,495

@previous (A)
a butt pirate

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,496

@246,492 (F)
mitsurugi is badass
another character with tira's fighting style is better
i made one called the rapebrarian
all of her phrases are innuendo

@246,494 (A)
pirates had guns

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,498

@246,495 (F)

still mad in space

@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)

flintlock pistols though

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,499

@246,496 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
i made r kelly using voldos move set. he has gigantic egg beaters for hands. i called him war kelly

oh and blue rugi with a blue afro and a monocle

sweet

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,501

@246,498 (A)
use a flintlock pistol then

@previous (F)
lizardman is pretty awesome if you dress him like a pimp

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,503

@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)

but i want a circle sword

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,504

or maybe a chainsword

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,506

@246,501 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
give him the chicken leg and put a captains hat on him and you have a gay nigger lizard bus driver

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #246,509

@246,503 (A)
then get one
and a flintlock pistol

@previous (F)
...that would just be adorable

dw !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,632

@246,444 (C)
you idiot i never post anon

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