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Topic: I got one of those energy-star easy bake ovens for my daughter, the ones with a CFL.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #1,380

It's not working too well.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later[^] [v] #26,789

Slap the shit out of her for failing at the one female duty she should be able to perform at that age.

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #26,793

Energy-Star: making appliances weak and useless for over a decade.â„¢

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #26,794

How old is she?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #26,802

Also, WTF? Someone on an internet chan has managed to reproduce?

Depressionmanâ„¢ !!fNJHcIUn0 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #26,815

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What's his name?

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #26,816

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Your neighbor's infant daughter doesn't count.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #26,873

That isn't a very coherent joke, OP.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #27,121

@previous (F)
Your're just a mormon.

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #27,268

Why get an easy bake oven? The kid cant use it alone, correct?

If it requires adult supervision, just use a real oven. Teach her to make healthy snacks.

Don't you care about your daughter's health? How you teach her to eat now will shape her for the rest of her life. An easy bake oven seems like an obesity trainer.

Everything you do as a parent is important. Humans are very very vulnerable while growing up. Te smallest things can have a huge and devastating impact.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #27,273

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
In February 2007, Hasbro and the Consumer Product Safety Commission recalled 985,000 Easy-Bake toy ovens after finding that children's hands and fingers can get caught in the oven's opening, thereby posing serious risk of burns.[6][7] Since the recall, there were at least 249 reports of children getting their hands or fingers caught in the ovens, including 16 reports of second- and third-degree burns, and finger amputation. As a result, Hasbro recalled all front-loading Easy Bake ovens sold since May 2006,[8] even those that were repaired with the free kit distributed after the February 2007 recall.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easy-Bake_Oven#Recalls

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #27,671

@previous (B)
The CFL doesn't get hot enough anyway on her's.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #27,828

@27,268 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
That's exactly what I was going to say.
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