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Topic: RE: Balfomoar from TC

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #138

If MC was an online court and you were the Teh Internets Judge, would you sentence Balfomoar to be Fist Fucked In The Ass by this Disgusting Sack of Shit every day for a month?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes 1 5%
No 5 23%
Make it a year 16 73%

OP !OPhereejJA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #2,387

No. As OP, the greatest challenger to Balfo, i congratulate his ass.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,438

lol, he don't even post here and he still trawled you
picture related

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Clyde Clash !!UP4vRKCUX joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,446

Actually, he is very tolerable because he doesn't post too often. The main dumbfucks are the following namefags: "Svet", "Namefag", "Vocalon", "Notanamefag", and most of all--"GerK." The last one repells me from Tinychan the most. He's an unlikeable 15 year old new friend with nothing interesting to say (then again, do any of them?) Most of everyone else is okay in my book. The Anons and namefags not included in this post are the only things that bring me back to TC.

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,452

@previous (Clyde Clash !!UP4vRKCUX)
What is your stance on Bobby2sox, AKA "The boy who lost his way to Twitter"?

Clyde Clash !!UP4vRKCUX replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,461

@previous (E)
Haha. In all honesty, I tend to avoid "B2S's" threads and rarely read through them, but I have skimmed through enough of them to form somewhat of an opinion.

I think it's sad how much everyone replies to his threads. The majority seems to believe he's a troll, yet they never quit feeding him... It doesn't make much sense. Hm, maybe they give him so much attention because they don't exactly have anything better to do? It is a mystery.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,463

@previous (Clyde Clash !!UP4vRKCUX)
he was banned

Clyde Clash !!UP4vRKCUX replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #2,466

@previous (F)
Permanently I hope?

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,470

@previous (Clyde Clash !!UP4vRKCUX)
No, he came back.

Clyde Clash !!UP4vRKCUX replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,473

@previous (E)
I thought Anon F* meant that he was banned today.
@2,463 (F)
What's your point then? I already know he was banned numerous times.

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Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,478

@previous (Clyde Clash !!UP4vRKCUX)
Today, yesterday; I can't remember. It was very recently, though.
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/3948

Clyde Clash !!UP4vRKCUX replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,495

@previous (E)
Ah yeah, I saw that.

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,496

One day Balfomoar wokeup to discover he had morning wood. The look on his face upon this relisation was nothing short of ecstacy. He began to rub his boner and rolling it all around between his fingers. He began curiosty so he decided to lick his pinky and shove the wet pinky down his peehole. The pain of the urethra walls tearing from the sheer girth of his pinky was not enough to slow his thrashing even for a second. He then went on to switching from his pinkie to his middle finger, but then he ran out of spit, so what did he do? He began to tease his asshole and used his own pee as an enema with a turkey baster to try and bring the turd within his rectum out. He only finally realised his turd was much to lumpy and soupy with urine to be used as proper lube, so he went downstairs to find his brother OP and asked him if he could borrow some of his shit. "Why do you need my shit" asked OP. Balfomoar replied "because I need to lube up m-" "HAHAHA GO FUCK A SHIT UP YOUR ASS" OP interrupted. THis inspired Balfomoar, as he remembered the jars of shit his mother stored of him as a baby, so he went up into the addic and found that the turds have frozen overnight due to the severe nationwide blizzard left very cold everywhere. So what did our hero do? He took toe shits out of the jar and began thrusting the frozen faecal amtter in his anus, with each thrust leaving him in tremours due to cold and pleasure within his ass. The scent of Balfomoars deeds did not go unnoticed, as he turned around and saw his own brother, not in shock by these sinful sights, but aroused by Balfomoar's gaping penis. OP lunged forth, held Balfomoar down, and began inserting his penis within Balfomoar's peinis, which suited as a fine vagina substitute and found it very tight. The pain quickly caught up with Balfomoar, as he began feeling his prostate tearing apart. OP continued his thrusts, ignoring Balfomoar's screams of agony. Balfomoar later died that day from internal injuries.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #2,508

@previous (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
and then phoenix the bird

!OPhereejJA replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,519

@2,496 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
ya goddamn right.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,567

Get fucked.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,574

@previous (H)

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,698

Who is Balfomoar?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #2,702

@previous (I)
A pretty cool guy.
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