Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,459,006
A man against the monarchy who crowned himself emperor, tried taking over Europe, lost, got put in exile, broke out of jail and did it again. Hitler just shot himself in the head, maybe Hitler was more evil, but Hitler committing suicide is way less annoying than if he allowed himself to be captured by the Soviets and then escaped back to Germany to take over Europe a second time.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,459,010
I guess Hannibal also, but in a different way. It’s sort of two fold: he went on an impressive campaign across the alps and kept winning battle after battle in Italy, he made it to the gates of the city of Rome, and then he left. That’s annoying in two ways: it’s annoying that somebody would be that good at fighting and it’s also annoying that somebody that good at fighting would get that close to winning and then not win. All of history would have been different if he just attacked one more city. And then he wasn’t even defeated in battle he lived he just left.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,459,011
Something about marching an army over a mountain range in a surprised attack against the Roman Empire just sounds epic. He didn’t even win, but it’s just the audacity of it though. It’s like Pearl Harbor but if the Japanese were smart and actually good at fighting and made it to Washington D.C. after marching over the Rocky Mountains somehow and then Japan lost. That would be 1,000x more impressive.
Doc !mjoQJhzjwM (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 41 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,459,020
@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
I wonder. if the Japanese made it to Washington D.C and kamikaze’d the fuck out of it, would we be so traumatized that we would build a whole entertainment franchise revolving around a persistent creature that will always fly towards to the U.S and blow itself up?
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,459,181
You know it is kinda funny though growing up, the wars in the Middle East lasted from before I was born until after I turned 18 and became an adult. And guess what the next thing they did when I became an adult was? We started another war in the Middle East, and all the middle aged Trump supporters are confident this one will go better than all the others. It’s like, welp. Guess this is just what we do.
Doc !mjoQJhzjwM double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,459,185
@1,459,181 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Yeah I was in those same shoes. Back in my day(cant believe I finally get to say that unironically as the kids say) they used to talk about bush senior and son and then Clinton. I mainly remember Clinton and the whole Monica Lewinsky thing. Thought that was pretty funny when I was kid but as an adult I just wanted to know was the blowjob really worth all that trouble.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,459,186
It’s fine. We’ve won every war since World War Two. We’re always win because we’re the strongest country and that’s how that works. Name one country we went to war with after World War Two where we didn’t win? See, you can’t do it.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,459,190
Tbh I do sort of wonder why women give blowjobs though. Because like… I don’t understand how that’s supposed to be appealing for the woman. It seems kinda gross. Like I pee out of my penis and semen is the consistency of snot on a cold winter’s day. Do women actually enjoy giving blowjobs? I’ve brought it up anonymously online before but somehow women get offended by it but I’m just wondering.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,459,191
I feel like there’s this thing with women, maybe this is TMI but where there’s this shame thing going on because where since people are sexist, there’s this idea that saying anything about sexuality is gross is sexist, or at least some women have that idea. But semen is actually kinda nasty. Like it’s a thick mucus that comes out your pee hole.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,459,193
But then again the first thing I do when I come back home after a long day is I wash my hands so maybe I’m just weird or something. Like I don’t know what people are doing, people are nasty. I saw one woman eating chips, this was a grown woman by the way, not a young adult, putting her whole hand in her mouth every time she put a chip in her mouth. People like that are just out there in the world shaking our hands, touching door knobs, spreading sickness. That’s not even counting the number of times I’ve seen dudes walk out the stall, put water on their hands, no soap. Or just straight up walk out the door without even washing their hands.
Doc !mjoQJhzjwM replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,459,291
@1,459,190 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
An old co worker from when I worked at pottery barn actually prefers blowjobs over a guy going down her. I remember we were at her place and things got spicy. One thing led to another. I was ready to go down on her but she gently pushed me away and said “no munchies” she wanted to blow me instead because she’s giver not receiver. Unfortunately for her I actually dont like blowjobs.
Needless to say we were sexually incompatible. Essentially we nullified each other which to this day I still find it humorous. But yeah generally I just assume by default women actually hate sucking dick. There’s a small percentage that really loves it. Of course you got grown ass men who still cant be bothered to clean off the smelly fermented dick cheese and balls which doesnt help the women who probably would consider it.