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Topic: I’ve figured out why women can’t wait to tell you things.

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #137,804

It’s the final 3 minutes of the fourth quarter, the 12th round of a boxing match, while you’re fixing a sink, two minutes before an important phone call.

For years I thought it was an impulse control thing. Now I know it’s that they want proof that they’re the most important person in your life with concierge access to your time.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,458,789

@OP has never kissed a girl.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 57 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,458,790

I’m just trying to figure out how you’re watching boxing matches underneath a sink. Do you just have your iPhone in there?

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,458,791

"Honestly I’ve never fixed a sink. I’ve never really broken a sink either. Sort of. I guess I have. Sort of. Not so that it was leaking or anything, just the thing where you push in and the little bit in the middle pops out. Somehow I unhooked that. Maybe some people would think this makes me less of a man, but I don’t like handling pipes. Although that sounds incredibly straight actually. If I was a woman I’d betray my own religion and be a lesbian, that’s how straight I am."

- Donald Trump

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,458,792

Now why did Trump say that in that particular way?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 14 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,458,864

@1,458,789 (B)

> has never kissed a girl.

Married 3x.

Average Minichan Anon joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,458,866

WOMAN BAD!!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,458,867

@previous (Average Minichan Anon)
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 18 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,458,871

@1,458,789 (B)
Anyone who has knows that the games OP is talking about are the price you pay for it.

Use porn, save your sanity.

Doc !mjoQJhzjwM joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 23 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,458,877

@previous (G)
> Use porn, save your sanity.

Nah fuck porn. Porn has gotten boring, jerking off is boring. The current Gen of porn is absolute garbage compared to the 2000’s. Even the 70’s/80’s/90’s were a lot of better than now.

The only good thing about current porn I can say is that it finally helped me break the habit and quit it altogether because of how stale it’s become. Its just meme slop at this point.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,459,057

@previous (Doc !mjoQJhzjwM)
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