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Topic: I’ve figured out why women can’t wait to tell you things.
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 hours ago#137,804
It’s the final 3 minutes of the fourth quarter, the 12th round of a boxing match, while you’re fixing a sink, two minutes before an important phone call.
For years I thought it was an impulse control thing. Now I know it’s that they want proof that they’re the most important person in your life with concierge access to your time.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 3 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,458,791
"Honestly I’ve never fixed a sink. I’ve never really broken a sink either. Sort of. I guess I have. Sort of. Not so that it was leaking or anything, just the thing where you push in and the little bit in the middle pops out. Somehow I unhooked that. Maybe some people would think this makes me less of a man, but I don’t like handling pipes. Although that sounds incredibly straight actually. If I was a woman I’d betray my own religion and be a lesbian, that’s how straight I am."