Topic: Oh my god, guys.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY started this discussion 15 years ago #13,770

I had some ridiculous sex last night. One of my male friends at work is leaving,and I felt like I couldn't pass up this opportunity. This man had no problem giving oral sex and had the surprising ability to sty hard after ejaculation. He also told me stories of when he was molested and gave me permission to do whatever I wanted to him, which was odd. Either way,it was fun and totally worth it.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #245,907

> casual sex

> going down on the female

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

@OP
Sleeping with co-workers is never a good idea. Is he leaving the job? Is this the guy with the boat?

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #245,910

No. He's leaving this month, so I never have to see him again.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #245,911

@245,907 (Ks !KansasxqvM)

Dental dam ftw.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #245,914

@245,907 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
What?? Those are two of my favorite things in life.

Party pooper.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #245,915

@245,911 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
I had to Google that.
http://www.pamf.org/teen/sex/std/oral/dentaldam.html

wtf am i reading?

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #245,916

@245,914 (C)

It was so excellent, and I didn't get murdered.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #245,919

awesome.

InvincibleAlphaMale joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #245,920

> had the surprising ability to sty hard after ejaculation
How many times was he able to cum?!

marvin !H0G.H/BnJg joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #245,921

@245,907 (Ks !KansasxqvM)

> > casual sex
>
> > going down on the female
>
> I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

what, why?

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #245,922

@previous (marvin !H0G.H/BnJg)
I love going down on women. But going down on a casual encounter? I don't think so Tim. Maybe it's just me.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #245,923

@245,916 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Well, congrats. I'm glad that worked out for you.

Some music for the occasion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoyUUu1rPhE

marvin !H0G.H/BnJg replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #245,925

@245,922 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Because of the intimacy of it or what?

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #245,926

@245,920 (InvincibleAlphaMale)

Like seven times! It was insane.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #245,927

Fuck dental dams.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #245,929

He said that he had wanted to have sex with me ever since he met me. Which I don't/didn't believe and I told him so.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #245,933

@245,926 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

> Like seven times! It was insane.

Not sure if i should best start believin in troll threads cause yer in one or not.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #245,935

Pardon?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #245,936

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Pirates of the Carribean reference.

@245,933 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Yargh matey.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #245,939

@OP

Good for you! :D

Slut

@245,915 (Ks !KansasxqvM)

Welcome to the 21st century, I always wear a dental dam when I receive anal sex.

@245,933 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Believe it or not some men can go for longer than an egg timer.
Try not to feel bad about your sexual inadequacy.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #245,940

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)

> Believe it or not some men can go for longer than an egg timer.
> Try not to feel bad about your sexual inadequacy.

Why would you say such hurtful things to me?

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #245,942

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Don't be jealous so, practice makes perfect.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #245,943

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
You shouldn't make presumptions. Egg timer...wouldn't you like to find out.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #245,944

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

> Mad

> Egg timer...wouldn't you like to find out.

> Implying

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #245,945

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Oh, okay

InvincibleAlphaMale replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #245,947

@245,929 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

> He said that he had wanted to have sex with me ever since he met me. Which I don't/didn't believe and I told him so.

How long did the whole experience last for?

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #245,960

@245,925 (marvin !H0G.H/BnJg)

> Because of the intimacy of it or what?

I think that's it exactly. I don't wanna go down on just any chick, I do love doing it though. I don't discuss sex much lol. *redface*

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #245,965

@245,947 (InvincibleAlphaMale)

I believe that it lasted for about an hour and half. He kept on complimented me, but I made him stop.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #245,966

pics or it didn't happenâ„¢

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #245,967

@previous (J)

Nope.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #245,968

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Btw I forgot to tell you congrats. There aren't enough feel good stories anymore. Hopefully you get laid more like this.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #245,969

Thank you so much. I hope so as well.

Triptych !6Suckfishs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #245,970

Congratulations~

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #245,992

@245,967 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
pics or it didn't happenâ„¢

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #245,998

@previous (J)

I don't even post pics of myself, so I certainly wont expose this kind gentlemen.

[^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,023

I'm envious :/

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,028

@previous ([^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU)

This was our first "session" and he gave me permission to put something in his ass. Maybe I give off that vibe, IDK.

[^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,030

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Lol, lucky girl! And hey, he's lucky too!

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,033

@245,925 (marvin !H0G.H/BnJg)

She might have like mushrooms growing down there or something.

[^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,035

@previous (M)
They could be magic though!

Going down on a girl is how I compensate :/ I'm a shitty lay

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,036

@246,033 (M)

Quick toadstool check before coitus.

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,037

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

But what if they are just spores, and you breathe them in and get Fungus Lung?

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,038

@previous (M)

It might be worth it.

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,039

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

But you wake up one morning and your lunga feel heavy and damp, and then you start coughing uncontrollably and bring up a pale brown goop, and tests reveal a fungal infection in your warm dark lungs and it spreads up and comes up your throat and takes over your mouth and clogs your airways and you die

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,040

@previous (M)

You'd die doing what you loved. Drowning in rotten pussy juice.

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,041

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

But I don't enjoy that though

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,042

@previous (M)

You must be gay.

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,052

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

I'm super-sure I'm not.

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,053

@246,041 (M)
Really? That's my exit strategy.

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,058

@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)

I'd prefer not to drown, least of all in rotten pussy juice.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,059

@246,052 (M)

Undercover heterosexual.

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,060

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

What does that mean?

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,073

@previous (M)

It means that you sound like gay dude, but you might actually be straight.

Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,074

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

Oh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErCGVqtSj_U&lc=D4ZqKuUlFBjtq55dz35gfHkJaFV3SqTZ0N0azloKk88&feature=inbox

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,090

@245,998 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
lol, it never happened

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,091

@previous (J)

Whatever dude. Don't be jealous.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #246,092

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

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