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Topic: Scotland Yard: We have opened an inquest regarding a pair of soiled underwear.
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago#137,676
Investigators have recovered a suspicious pair of soiled underwear tossed out the window of a multistory building.
A person walking their dog called the London police. The case became ours when the underwear tested positive for copious amounts of blood and semen, much of the latter matching Pakistani and sub-Saharan African DNA types.
Due to the amount of blood and semen intermixed with the prodigious amount of creamy feces, a sex crime is suspected. Anyone with leads is urged to call 999.
> Wubbles? They assigned this case to me, you poacher!
The Big Five have it down to me to explore a sex crime angle. Forensics lead us to assume a homosexual prostitute or an unusually sexually promiscuous gay man was repeatedly sodomized against his will. A reverse location data request indicates an unusual sustained flurry of Grindr activity emanating from a unit at an abutting council estate.
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I have found discrepancy in the file. On page four and seven, the "victim" appears to change his story.
On page four, the "victim" claims he was forced to take the semen of all 12 men. He says they all held him down and "pounded my ass for hours".
However, on page seven, "victim" says meeting up with three men was agreed upon. But as the sexual encounter continued, more joined in. He was reluctant to say no, but the more meat he saw, the more aroused he became. "Victim" feels he was hypnotized by the swinging penises.
> I have found discrepancy in the file. On page four and seven, the "victim" appears to change his story. > > On page four, the "victim" claims he was forced to take the semen of all 12 men. He says they all held him down and "pounded my ass for hours". > > However, on page seven, "victim" says meeting up with three men was agreed upon. But as the sexual encounter continued, more joined in. He was reluctant to say no, but the more meat he saw, the more aroused he became. "Victim" feels he was hypnotized by the swinging penises.
These are outstanding findings. We noted that two Pakistanis and one Nigerian man were treated at a hospital for gingivitis and staff infections on their genitalia. DNA extracted from the fecal remnants traces to the strain of gingivitis while the semen traces to these men, with numerous unidentified participants.