我是不一中国人，我是一美国人。
Like what if you just use English grammar, and you replace the words with Chinese characters?
It’s just Chinese in the wrong order, kinda. This was stupid and embarrassing.(Edited 2 minutes later.)
什么是你的名字？
Instead of 你叫什么名字？
This is a dumb idea
(Edited 52 seconds later.)