Topic: Hello. Agent Picklesworth from Scotland Yard here.
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 day ago#137,645
There's been a rash of excremental attacks in North London. Dozens of people walking under the window of a second-story flat have been pelted with excrement-stained underpants. This vile criminal must be stopped at once! Anyone having any tips as to the identity of the criminal who's being called "Jack the Shitter", please post them in this thread. Scotland Yard thanks you.
The Big Five have us pursuing separate threads. There may be a victimization angle. The lab indicates the recovered feces was glazed with the semen of up to a dozen men.
Investigator Cumdribbles replied with this 55 minutes ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,458,046
@previous (DCI Wubbles)
Hmmmmm... I'm going to have to take a look in my files. I seem to remember a case involving a victim with the semen of a dozen men filling his anus. I'm thinking the victim is no longer.... Well.... A victim... He may be part of a semen theft ring.