Topic: I literally just shit myself.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 hour ago #137,641

Lying in bad I had a sudden urge to fart but it didn't feel right, I raced to the bathroom and could smell it as I took my underpants off.

I think it was a mixture of some microwave kebabs I got from the halal butchers, rum and coke and cocaine.

I ended up throwing my soiled pants out of the window because I didn't want to leave them in the kitchen bin or go outside.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,457,698

Can we get more details, I'm trying to picture this.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 24 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,700

Shit happens. By chance you didn't capture a photo of your accident did you?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 34 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,702

Matt needs to geolocate you so he can lovingly preserve your soiled panties.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 19 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,724

The past tense is "shat".

Anonymous E double-posted this 1 hour ago, 33 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,725

So you just threw excrement out into the street for someone else to deal with? Isn't that a tad selfish?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 9 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,727

@previous (E)

Im normally a good neighbour so the lord will forgive me on this occasion.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 17 minutes ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,737

Erik went from shitting on Indians shitting in the streets to joining them.

Anonymous E replied with this 16 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,738

@previous (F)
lol

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