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Topic: I have summarized every opinion about Japan on the internet into three sentences

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc started this discussion 3 weeks ago #137,574

1. They committed war crimes and deserved to get nuked.
2. They are a homogenous country and a proud people and we should be more like that in Europe and kick foreigners out.
3. Japanese people don’t have sex.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 41 seconds later[^] [v] #1,456,990

Congratulations, now you never have to ever look at any content on any social media platform about Japan ever again in your entire life because 100% of it can fit into one of those three categories, I just saved you the time.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,993

We should nuke homogenous (racist) countries unless they make good porn.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,000

@previous (B)
That is subjective.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,001

Although, it is ironic that Japan seems more right leaning and China, in theory, has a far left authoritarian government, yet Japan has legal porn and China doesn’t. So they’re breaking stereotypes in that regard.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,002

Honestly, left wing authoritarians are a bit boring. Sure, things have happened, any conservative will tell you, but they never really seemed to try the whole, "let’s go for broke and conquer the world and if we all die in the process then so be it" attitude the axis had in WWII. It’s almost not even surprising they lost because they went so hard it was basically suicidal. The axis really chose to fight a war that you can’t lose. And then they predictably lost it because I guess they never looked at a world map.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 14 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,003

@1,457,001 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
It's ironic you call yourself a Catholic but you don't pay a full tithe.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,019

@previous (B)
Isn’t tithing a thing Protestants came up with?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,027

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Hahaha! Does that mean you have never tithed?

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,040

@previous (B)
It’s not even required by Catholicism in the first place.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,043

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Where do you think the money is supposed to come from?

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,048

@previous (B)
The church isn’t short on it.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,051

One of the things that’s kind of interesting about the Catholic Church is due to the way the organization is structured in so many countries around the world with different laws, nobody’s really sure how much money the Catholic Church has.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,052

Some countries do have laws where they’re required to disclose it for whatever reason, like Australia. So you can see how much money the Catholic Church has in Australia specifically. But the entire world is hard to answer.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,053

There are some other countries like you could find out for Germany too for instance.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) quintuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,054

Ironically even thought the Catholic Church doesn’t require tithing since there are Protestants in Germany, part of the taxes Germans pay goes to their religion, so Catholics in Germany end up paying taxes to the Catholic Church.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,056

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
A sad state of affairs for the layabout Romanist, forced to show faith through acts because of those pesky protestants!

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 35 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,057

@previous (B)
The church should be poor and for the poor.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,059

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
You're cattle, your religion is an operating system to make you obedient and forgiving.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,060

That’s a quote from pope Francis by the way.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 37 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,061

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
How many priests did he sneak into families lives as a bishop?

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,062

@1,457,059 (B)
instead of using kill for syscalls we use the love of Jesus.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 25 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,063

That’s a sentence.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,064

You know in Linux originally, they had this idea that it would be cool if there was a way to kill a process so they invented the kill command, but they realized that being able to send a signal to a process arbitrarily was super useful so instead of making another command called sendsignal or something they just repurposed the kill command for inter process communication? It’s really lazy but the world is built on that.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,065

@1,457,062 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Is that a euphamism for sex? Kids don't understand what's going on.

Touch a grown woman and you won't even feel this way anymore, I gurantee you. We are made to be with women.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,066

That’s a tangent, but an interesting once. Another interesting tangent about operating systems is the fact that you can’t just arbitrarily shift data around so they have to choose whether to use an implicit or an explicit freelist for implementing malloc and you can use first fit, best fit, or next fit and they each have their own pros and cons.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 18 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,067

@1,457,065 (B)
No I just like operating systems.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 42 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,068

int kill(pid_t pid, int sig);

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,866

China is superior
https://youtu.be/IvFlZfLzhOs

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,869

@previous (C)
I kinda like the idea of somebody actually putting effort into dessert. What I tend to do is eat a couple scoops of chocolate ice cream after a long day to remind myself that this universe has pleasures worth living for.

I’m being overly dramatic. It is good though.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,870

But like it’s low effort though. Those deserts were high effort. They should have some sort of manly version of that. Instead of flowers it’s nails made out of chocolate or something. That sounds so dumb people would probably make fun of it, but then it would be an it’s so bad it’s good sort of thing. A bowl of nails… without any milk… something idk.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 48 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,895

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Real men don't eat dessert

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,457,896

@previous (C)
How can you say that when conservatives like you can’t even tell me what is a Japanese people and how much does it weigh?
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