Minichan

Topic: Thank you, Minichan.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade started this discussion 2 hours ago #137,559

With the help of the users here, I've realized homosexual prostitution and drugs are not the answer to my woes and only Jesus Christ could save me from that life. I've accepted Jesus into my heart and I can't thank you enough for setting me on this path.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,456,798

I’m a Catholic. When you die, you will have to pay for your sins in the flames of Purgatory. Saying Jesus will not make you instantly go to Heaven when you die, and if you live your life thinking that, you will be mistaken. You will suffer for every sin.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 54 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,799

Jesus Christ as in "choosing love and forgiveness"

or Jesus Christ as in "it's a religion so it's OK to support boytouchers".

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 2 hours ago, 6 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,800

Really the fact that you’re using God’s name in vain is a sin so this isn’t making things better for you.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 2 hours ago, 43 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,801

@1,456,799 (C)
The Catholic church was founded by Jesus Christ, all other churches were founded by men.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 hours ago, 12 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,802

@1,456,798 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
> I’m a Catholic.

Oh, so you believe in the bishops that snuck pedophiles into unsuspecting parishes.

Gross.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 hours ago, 5 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,803

@1,456,798 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
damn...so you gotta burn for every dick you've sucked your whole life? you'll be burning for eons...

Anonymous C replied with this 2 hours ago, 48 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,804

@1,456,801 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Jesus Christ didn't found any organization that protects pedophiles and gives them free trips to find new kids.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 2 hours ago, 6 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,805

@1,456,803 (A)
Lying won’t save you. You have nothing expect for lies.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 2 hours ago, 38 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,806

@1,456,804 (C)
I agree, Jesus Christ founded the Catholic Church.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 hours ago, 43 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,807

@1,456,805 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
> expect for lies
I do expect lies from you. You said Jesus saved you but you keep slurping and slobbering on penis

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 22 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,808

@OPenis = Monkrover

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 2 hours ago, 12 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,809

@1,456,807 (A)
Do you really think you’re going to Heaven?

Anonymous C replied with this 2 hours ago, 12 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,810

@1,456,806 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
The Catholic Church was caught moving pedophiles into new parishes each time they got caught in their last one.

No bishop involved in covering for those priests and getting them a new pulpit actually thought it was a coincidence they were accused multiple times in different places. They all knew what they were doing.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 2 hours ago, 31 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,811

@previous (C)
Well that contradicts your previous statement, because Jesus founded the Catholic Church.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 hours ago, 18 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,812

@1,456,809 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
I'm grandfathered in my cousin was a pope

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 2 hours ago, 41 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,813

@previous (A)
Do you think God likes it when you tell an obvious lie like that to disrespect the Christian faith?

Anonymous C replied with this 2 hours ago, 17 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,814

@1,456,811 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
You would have loved AnT.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 hours ago, 53 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,815

@1,456,813 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Who's lying? You're just jealous I'm getting in to heaven while you can't stop yourself from sucking dick so you're going to hell

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 2 hours ago, 29 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,816

@previous (A)
When are you going to Heaven?

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 2 hours ago, 22 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,817

Is it soon?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 hours ago, 45 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,818

@1,456,816 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
I get to board the holy chariots in the first wave. It works like boarding an airplane I've heard so the VIPs go first

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 2 hours ago, 44 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,819

@previous (A)
I don’t plan on going to Heaven for a long time. I must be so jealous of you that you’re going to Heaven long before I do.

Anonymous C replied with this 2 hours ago, 2 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,820

@1,456,815 (A)
He picked his church because he wants to do the same thing those priests do.

Don't waste your time on souls racing toward hell, there are souls out there with a little bittle of light that can still be helped.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 2 hours ago, 44 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,821

@previous (C)
No I was born a Catholic and I will die a Catholic, I am Catholic because it was chosen for me by God.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 hours ago, 46 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,822

@1,456,819 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Well at least you admit you're jelly af

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 2 hours ago, 40 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,823

@previous (A)
Yeah, you’re bragging that you’ll get to go to Heaven first. I’m sooooooo jealous.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 2 hours ago, 16 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,824

I mean think about it, that means you’re going to die soon, and I’m not.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc triple-posted this 2 hours ago, 34 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,825

You should be more careful what you wish for.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !CSYSmqmhZg joined in and replied with this 14 minutes ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,839

Father Joshy2dave gave me white communion wine. *teehee*
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