Topic: Thank you, Minichan.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade started this discussion 3 weeks ago #137,559
With the help of the users here, I've realized homosexual prostitution and drugs are not the answer to my woes and only Jesus Christ could save me from that life. I've accepted Jesus into my heart and I can't thank you enough for setting me on this path.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,456,798
I’m a Catholic. When you die, you will have to pay for your sins in the flames of Purgatory. Saying Jesus will not make you instantly go to Heaven when you die, and if you live your life thinking that, you will be mistaken. You will suffer for every sin.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 54 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,799
Jesus Christ as in "choosing love and forgiveness"
or Jesus Christ as in "it's a religion so it's OK to support boytouchers".
or Jesus Christ as in "it's a religion so it's OK to support boytouchers".
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,800
Really the fact that you’re using God’s name in vain is a sin so this isn’t making things better for you.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 43 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,801
@1,456,799 (C)
The Catholic church was founded by Jesus Christ, all other churches were founded by men.
The Catholic church was founded by Jesus Christ, all other churches were founded by men.
Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,802
@1,456,798 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
> I’m a Catholic.
Oh, so you believe in the bishops that snuck pedophiles into unsuspecting parishes.
Gross.
> I’m a Catholic.
Oh, so you believe in the bishops that snuck pedophiles into unsuspecting parishes.
Gross.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,803
@1,456,798 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
damn...so you gotta burn for every dick you've sucked your whole life? you'll be burning for eons...
damn...so you gotta burn for every dick you've sucked your whole life? you'll be burning for eons...
Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 48 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,804
@1,456,801 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Jesus Christ didn't found any organization that protects pedophiles and gives them free trips to find new kids.
Jesus Christ didn't found any organization that protects pedophiles and gives them free trips to find new kids.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,805
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 38 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,806
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 43 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,807
@1,456,805 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
> expect for lies
I do expect lies from you. You said Jesus saved you but you keep slurping and slobbering on penis
> expect for lies
I do expect lies from you. You said Jesus saved you but you keep slurping and slobbering on penis
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 22 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,808
@OPenis = Monkrover
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,809
Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,810
@1,456,806 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
The Catholic Church was caught moving pedophiles into new parishes each time they got caught in their last one.
No bishop involved in covering for those priests and getting them a new pulpit actually thought it was a coincidence they were accused multiple times in different places. They all knew what they were doing.
The Catholic Church was caught moving pedophiles into new parishes each time they got caught in their last one.
No bishop involved in covering for those priests and getting them a new pulpit actually thought it was a coincidence they were accused multiple times in different places. They all knew what they were doing.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 31 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,811
@previous (C)
Well that contradicts your previous statement, because Jesus founded the Catholic Church.
Well that contradicts your previous statement, because Jesus founded the Catholic Church.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 18 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,812
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 41 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,813
@previous (A)
Do you think God likes it when you tell an obvious lie like that to disrespect the Christian faith?
Do you think God likes it when you tell an obvious lie like that to disrespect the Christian faith?
Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 17 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,814
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 53 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,815
@1,456,813 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Who's lying? You're just jealous I'm getting in to heaven while you can't stop yourself from sucking dick so you're going to hell
Who's lying? You're just jealous I'm getting in to heaven while you can't stop yourself from sucking dick so you're going to hell
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 29 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,816
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 22 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,817
Is it soon?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 45 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,818
@1,456,816 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
I get to board the holy chariots in the first wave. It works like boarding an airplane I've heard so the VIPs go first
I get to board the holy chariots in the first wave. It works like boarding an airplane I've heard so the VIPs go first
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 44 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,819
@previous (A)
I don’t plan on going to Heaven for a long time. I must be so jealous of you that you’re going to Heaven long before I do.
I don’t plan on going to Heaven for a long time. I must be so jealous of you that you’re going to Heaven long before I do.
Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,820
@1,456,815 (A)
He picked his church because he wants to do the same thing those priests do.
Don't waste your time on souls racing toward hell, there are souls out there with a little bittle of light that can still be helped.
He picked his church because he wants to do the same thing those priests do.
Don't waste your time on souls racing toward hell, there are souls out there with a little bittle of light that can still be helped.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 44 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,821
@previous (C)
No I was born a Catholic and I will die a Catholic, I am Catholic because it was chosen for me by God.
No I was born a Catholic and I will die a Catholic, I am Catholic because it was chosen for me by God.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 46 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,822
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 40 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,823
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 16 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,824
I mean think about it, that means you’re going to die soon, and I’m not.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 34 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,825
You should be more careful what you wish for.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !CSYSmqmhZg joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,839
Father Joshy2dave gave me white communion wine. *teehee*Mr. Bloody Lemonade !PCrdDxfj0A joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 44 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,846
Besides, I can suck all the cock I want. I can swallow the semen of every man in the world. Because being gay is not against the will of God.
Hmmmm, the thought of swallowing tons of semen makes me hungry.
Hmmmm, the thought of swallowing tons of semen makes me hungry.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !CSYSmqmhZg replied with this 3 weeks ago, 39 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,851
In fact, there is great joy to be had in injesting semen straight from the head of a man's penis. It's kind of like a reward for completing the act of sucking the penis and giving a man immense sexual pleasure while receiving no direct pleasure myself.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !CSYSmqmhZg double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,853
I have read studies that suggest that performing an act of fellatio on a man's penis can increase the intensity of a prostate orgasm should anal sex follow the fellatio session. This is because God designed our bodies to receive the body and essense of other men's penises rectally and orally.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !CSYSmqmhZg triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,854
I mean, God did have to prohibit sodomy but the sin of sodomy pertained to the pedophilic tradition of pederasty as well as religious sexual rituals. The real sin of sodomy was the treatment of foreigners and angels by the citizens of Sodom and Gomorrah. Not to say that the sin of ethnic adultery no longer applies solely because of the duty to treat foreigners fairly. After all, the sin of adulterating your children's heritage through interracial copulation is still treated harshly. That rule does not apply if the sex wasn't procreative anyways but onanism does prohibit wasted seed so it is permitted to suck a black man's genitals so long as you swallow his semen. Spitting out the semen of a black man's penis is a sin.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !CSYSmqmhZg quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,855
I mean, we are meant to eat the flesh and fluids of Christ, so what is so bad about suckling thr flesh and drinking the fluids of a follower of Christ? And did you know that the sin of boiling a baby livestock in its mother's milk applies to the cheeseburger as it melts on the flesh of a relatively young cow? But you can lawfully boil the meat of a calf in its own mother's milk so long as it is isolated with a layer of plastic such as in a sous vide cooker. The meat just so happens to have been heated by the plastic that is submerged in the mother's milk.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !gUxA0qf6Nc joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,857
Rape mor nigguhs!
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,911
@1,456,853 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !CSYSmqmhZg)
> I have read studies that suggest that performing an act of fellatio on a man's penis can increase the intensity of a prostate orgasm should anal sex follow the fellatio session. This is because God designed our bodies to receive the body and essense of other men's penises rectally and orally.
NO Lube inside Rectum. You can only hope some feces will act as lube.
Terrible way when so many Vaginas are self lubing.
> I have read studies that suggest that performing an act of fellatio on a man's penis can increase the intensity of a prostate orgasm should anal sex follow the fellatio session. This is because God designed our bodies to receive the body and essense of other men's penises rectally and orally.
NO Lube inside Rectum. You can only hope some feces will act as lube.
Terrible way when so many Vaginas are self lubing.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,912
@previous (H)
It’s amazing the racists on here would rather read slop by a mental retard just because he’s white and don’t complain about it just because he’s white even though he’s obviously retarded.
It’s amazing the racists on here would rather read slop by a mental retard just because he’s white and don’t complain about it just because he’s white even though he’s obviously retarded.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !CSYSmqmhZg replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,928
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 13 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,456,929
@1,456,912 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
We're not all racist. Today I saw a black eating a banana and I didn't even make monkey sounds at him. I've been so excited to tell you!
We're not all racist. Today I saw a black eating a banana and I didn't even make monkey sounds at him. I've been so excited to tell you!