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I asked google to find a swimming pool located underneath the grill of a Burger King near me but don’t hallucinate and tell me it doesn’t exist.

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1. The Logistical Illusion of TravelProponents argue that commercial flights to Australia are an elaborate deception. The argument claims that pilots are in on the conspiracy and that planes merely fly passengers to alternative islands (such as parts of South America or New Zealand) or keep them in the air for hours before landing at a highly coordinated, manufactured set designed to look like a distinct continent.2. Mass Democide Cover-upThe historical origin of the theory—which grew from a viral social media post in 2017—claims that Great Britain never actually established a penal colony. Instead, the argument posits that the British government invented the landmass to cover up the mass execution of more than 160,000 convicts, claiming they were shipped to a new continent when they were allegedly drowned in the ocean.3. Anatomical and Biological AbsurdityAnother core argument focuses on Australia's unique wildlife, specifically marsupials like kangaroos and koalas. Proponents argue that these creatures are biologically impossible or genetically absurd, claiming they are either CGI creations, animatronics, or heavily altered animals designed to make the fictional continent seem exotic and distinct from the rest of the world.4. Epistemological Skepticism (The Matrix Argument)From a philosophical standpoint, the argument relies on radical skepticism: if an individual has never personally stood on Australian soil, their entire belief in its existence relies on second-hand testimony, digital media, and satellite imagery. Because digital data, maps, and government records can theoretically be faked, proponents argue that the existence of the continent cannot be verified with absolute certainty by an outside observer.

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I didn’t know you were from Finland!

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