LEMONMANHATESCOWS started this discussion 4 weeks ago#137,519
I love America, but something I hate about this country is the eagle is our mascot but he doesn’t have a name. That’s fucking stupid, he is our beloved eagle and it’s been over 250 years. That’s disrespectful, we should have named our beloved pet eagle by now. His name is Jared Kushner.
Hey everybody, say hello to Jared. I bought an apartment at 666 avenues for Jared.