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Topic: FAO: Mr. Bloody Lemonade

Anonymous A started this discussion 28 minutes ago #137,314

How do you feel about the fact that one serving of Jollibee spaghetti contains 1,000 kg of sugar?

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 19 minutes ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,454,943

How much does one serving of Jollibee spaghetti cost vs the price 1,000 kg of sugar sells for? Could this be a potential infinite money glitch?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 minutes ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,948

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Hmm...very intersting question! You would have to develop a way to extract the sugar from the diabetti-spaghetti.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 14 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,949

@previous (A)
What is the spaghetti to sugar ratio? Are we extracting sugar from spaghetti or spaghetti from sugar?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 minutes ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,951

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Spaghetti from sugar, for sure. I mean, 1,000kg per serving? How is that not illegal??

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 7 minutes ago, 17 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,952

I have looked up the price of Jollibee spaghetti, it is between $7.50 and $9.99 depending on the location. Sugar costs about $1.55 / kg. If we have 1,000 kg, we can sell that for $1,550. To round up, if spaghetti costs $10, and we can make $1,550 off selling the sugar, that means we have a net profit of $1,540 which will allow us to buy 150 more Jollibee spaghettis. This is an exponential relationship. We only need $10 to reach escape velocity and after that there is no limit to the amount of profit we can make. The GDP Of Earth is $123 trillion USD, if we are making 1540 * 150^n dollars after n steps, we only need to repeat the process 6 times to buy Earth.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 minutes ago, 26 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,953

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
I'm starting a business!

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 4 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,954

You see what you need to do is make your Jollibee spaghetti work for you to buy more of your Jollibee spaghetti.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 minutes ago, 52 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,955

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
I'm going to be Emperor of the World!!!

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 37 seconds ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,956

@previous (A)
If there are at least 100 billion planets in the galaxy, and Earth has an average planetary economy of 123 trillion USD gdp, that means the GDP of the Milky Way is $1.23 * 10^25 which can easily be exceeded by simply repeating the process 11 times.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 13 seconds ago, 24 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,957

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
My God. How does Jollibee stay in business?
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