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Topic: Wife and I are watching a sexy foreign film.

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #137,302

At this stage of our relationship it’s like watching sex scenes with your parents. Good thing I’m talking to a neighbor on SimpleX.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #1,454,895

I usually make a 'bare ass on TV!' notification to everyone in the house.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,897

Tbh I don’t get the point of sex scenes, it just makes it awkward as hell to watch a movie with other people. Like literally what’s the correct relationship to have with another human being to watch a sex scene with them? There’s no correct answer to that question.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,898

Then there are some people who are like "well in Europe it’s normal the idea that sex is worse than violence is American stupidity." But the thing is, I genuinely feel more comfortable watching somebody get beat up or shot at than I feel looking at a naked person in front of my parents. You know what I mean? Maybe that’s just me but like, it’s not necessarily easy to logically justify it but I do have less emotional reaction to violence.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,899

I guess violence isn’t intimate though. It’s impersonal. There’s no vulnerability in violence.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,901

I don’t know if this weird, but I honestly don’t like showing affection, because I’m always deeply suspicious of people’s true character. Like one time a girl would always stare at me and I thought she had a problem with me, that wasn’t what it meant, idk.

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 18 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,455,052

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)

> I don’t know if this weird, but I honestly don’t like showing affection, because I’m always deeply suspicious of people’s true character. Like one time a girl would always stare at me and I thought she had a problem with me, that wasn’t what it meant, idk.

Modern sex scenes aren’t sexy. It’s abbreviated and jump cut until the guy looks like a minuteman. The woman is sitting on him with covers over her ass and a bra on.

This stuff can be sexy like a novel if there’s lead up. Less so if you have a lame marriage.
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