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Topic: It’s amazing how autocrats are finicky pussies.

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 weeks ago #137,263

Hitler was hysterical, terrified of dentists, sexually inept or incapable, and addicted to pastries and sweets. He used an elastic exerciser to be able to salute for long periods. Cowered in a bunker and killed himself while his country collapsed from a war his decisions lost.

Mengistu of Ethiopia wore enormous lists and talked tough when he wasn’t hiding or having his limousine driver pick up women for him to rape.

Wannabe autocrat Trump binge eats massive amounts of food, is scared of stairs, and throws endless rich kid tantrums to prove he’s an alpha male.

Stalin killed doctors and bodyguards because he was terrified of assassination.

Muammar Gaddafi hid in a drainage pipe.

Nguema (Equatorial Guinea) slept with the national treasury in suitcases under his bed.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,454,635

Not all. Castro had a nice badass front he put up. He was a big dude and good with women.

Saddam was hiding in a hole but was tough early on and took his death like a man, mocking his executioners as neither men nor Arabs.

Milosevic stonewalled the UN until his death.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,671

Tbh I always thought Neo Nazis were a weird concept. A guy shot himself in the head 80 years ago and now idiots on the internet are like, "we fought the wrong enemy." First off, that sentence sounds so dumb. There’s no such thing as a wrong enemy to fight. If you have an enemy, you fight your enemy. You don’t say you would be better off losing. That’s so weak.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,672

And it’s also a little bit infuriating, because I’m black right? My ancestors were enslaved by Europeans, my ancestors didn’t win that war. I still respect my ancestors and I’m proud of being black. These idiots claim they’re proud of being white, but they wish their ancestors who fought and won a war lost. That’s so disrespectful. People died so that we could be here. It pisses me off because they say they’re proud of their heritage, but they don’t respect the hard work of their own ancestors, it’s disgusting.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc triple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,673

But more than that, it’s just kind of a stupid concept. Like, imagine being a Neo Hannibalist saying Carthage will rise again. Or imagine being a Neo Genghis Kahn supporter or something. Nobody does that for any other war.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc quadruple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,674

And I should stop ranting about this, but think about it. Some British guy who’s a Neo Nazi says he’s proud of being white, he’s proud of his culture and his heritage, therefore he wishes Hitler won in World War Two, which would mean the UK would not be an independent country, there probably wouldn’t be a British monarchy, he wouldn’t have the right to vote, what kinda sense does that make? If Hitler won World War Two, white people would have fewer rights than I have as a black guy right here right now.

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,676

@1,454,673 (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)

> But more than that, it’s just kind of a stupid concept. Like, imagine being a Neo Hannibalist saying Carthage will rise again. Or imagine being a Neo Genghis Kahn supporter or something. Nobody does that for any other war.

The Nazis are “special” for anger, aesthetic, pageantry, and a sword and sorcery ideology that’s easy to grasp. “We are the True Men and by killing all orcs all humanity will be saved.”

It’s an easy pitch to poor and downtrodden people. You’re part of an elect on the basis of birthright, now join us and fight. You’re not a neglected and abused kid, you’re an Aryan Warrior in the making.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,710

@previous (C)
The only thing about fighting in a war is it involves dying. I don’t know, personally, I could never be radicalized enough to fight for some political ideology. Especially with modern warfare, it just seems like such a cruel way to die. With drones now, half the time when you get blown up they post it on the internet for people to laugh at it. And some of the weapons now sound like horrible ways to die. Like vacuum bombs for example. Some of the bombs Russia uses, they have two explosions. Inside a vacuum bomb (also called a thermobaric weapon), you basically have an explosive surrounded by a powder made of metal. And the bomb explodes, and it will shoot all that powder out into the air, but then the bomb gets so hot that the metal actually ignites and consumes all the oxygen in the air, and it can kill you by collapsing your lungs and burning you from the inside out. Like it’s actually evil.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 51 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,711

And then it’s even more crazy because you can’t hide behind an object on inside a building. The shockwave is powerful enough it can go through any crack in whatever structure you’re inside of.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc triple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,712

Or even some of the weapons the United States uses like the hellfire R9X missile, it’s a missile fired from a drone that hits your body and when it impacts your flesh there are 6 razor blades that come out and stick in your body. Like I’d honestly rather just kill myself by shooting myself in the head than die in any of these other ways. It’s completely not worth it.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc quadruple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,713

Like who the fuck wants to be killed out in a field by some psychopathic asshole behind a computer screen miles away and then just left there to rot out in the open. I’d rather just kill myself fuck that.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc quintuple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,714

Or even the navy, that’s a horrible horrible way to die. When Pearl Harbor was attacked, there were some sailors who were trapped in the metal and died because they didn’t have anything to eat but they had priorities other than saving them. It’s messed up.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc sextuple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,715

And, I’ve seen videos of this, half the time when a soldier kills another soldier and they film it they’ll laugh at it, when someone’s drowning or something. I can’t understand anybody who’s stupid enough to think war is something they want, I’d really actually rather just kill myself. People who glorify war are just fucking idiots.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc septuple-posted this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,716

Some people don’t like the idea of hell, but it’s honestly not fair if hell doesn’t exist. Some people need it.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,718

And that’s not even talking about some of the things intelligence agencies will do to people. Like, I mean, the US has tortured people, but if you look into some of the stuff Russia has done, it’s fucking crazy, it’s like some straight up serial killer sociopath level shit. They removed a woman’s eves and brain and left her in a dumpster in a body bad labeled "unidentified male" without any organs and with burn marks on her feet. Like… wtf

Anonymous E double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 45 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,719

Like people have no fucking clue just how evil governments actually are.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 46 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,722

@previous (E)

> Like people have no fucking clue just how evil governments actually are.

The top serial killers, counterfeiters, drug distributors, and purveyors of rape in the 20th century were governments.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,723

@previous (F)
There are a handful of governments that I think are ethical like Ireland or Canada, but most of them are run by psychopaths.

Anonymous G double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,724

Like, if you think about most countries in the world, you look at their leader and you look at their laws, a lot of leaders should be executed by the standards of their own laws.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,727

Conservatives say they don’t like Canada but literally the worst complaint they can think of is that hate speech is illegal in Canada and that’s literally the worst part of it. You can’t say the n word and doddle swastikas on people’s cars. I can deal with that. Idk.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,828

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