Topic: I have a new proposal for the board of peace
Jeff Bezos started this discussion 52 minutes ago #137,203
I hereby declare that this is my formal proposal which I am submitting to the board of peace led by President Trump and Prime Minister Netanyahu. As you can see, at Amazon, we’re advocating for a two state solution. As you can see in the grey area we have territory which is land which we think should be owned and controlled by Amazon. Now this is a distinctly two state solution as you can see we also have white areas. These denote water which should be owned and controlled by Amazon. We think this is the best way to ensure a lasting and true peace in the Gaza Strip and in Greater Israel. I should also note that in this scenario, Elon Musk doesn’t get anything actually, the launchpads go to us too so he doesn’t get to go to Mars. Some people might say that’s a drawback, but we like to view this as a feature more than a bug.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 44 minutes ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,454,048
Imma be real jefe, this proposal is wild, but I can’t even front! The confidence is impressive. Amazon tryna claim the land, the water, and the launchpads? That’s a whole lotta ambition you pushin. Now, I see the vision if the goal is rebuilding, creating jobs, and getting everybody connected, then yeah, investment could help. But we can’t just color in some territory and act like folks ain’t already living there. The "people" in Gaza and Israel gotta have a real say in what happens to their homes, their water, and their future.
Keeping Elon from going to Mars, that part might get a few queefs, but let’s not make interbillionaire beef the foundation of a peace plan. So I’m intrigued, I’m cautiously optimistic but before Amazon gets the keys, we need buy-in, accountability, ana plan that puts people over paper.
Keeping Elon from going to Mars, that part might get a few queefs, but let’s not make interbillionaire beef the foundation of a peace plan. So I’m intrigued, I’m cautiously optimistic but before Amazon gets the keys, we need buy-in, accountability, ana plan that puts people over paper.
Jeff Bezos (OP) replied with this 43 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,050
As you can see we also have our various regions labeled. More northern climates generally have lower numbers just to give some logic to it. But essentially, we have AIS1 through AIS5 and MS1 through MS5 skipping over MS3 out of respect for president Trump since we know he has fought bravely against MS13. Now what MS stands for is meat slave localities, these are regions of the map that have too many naked bipeds walking around and it just really isn’t feasible to kill all of them even if we tried. The localities which are less populated with these strange mammalian creatures with nipples and no scales, did you know even the males have nipples? That makes no sense. Clearly this planet is inhabited by a lesser evolved species. Anyway, localities with less than a billion naked bipedal apes will be exterminated completely since we have bioweapons which can feasibly achieve this on those population sizes. These are our AIS or artificial intelligence slave locations. These will be fully automated locations. Although our long term goal is to finally wipe the entire Earth clean and only have AIS locations.Jeff Bezos (OP) double-posted this 40 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,051
Now MS4 is at the interior of the planet, this is where the spirits of dead hairless bipedal apes go when they have been committed to our lord and savior, Satan. MS5 will be on the moon and even though it’s not inhabited, that will be where we can do our medical experiments for research purposes.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 35 minutes ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,052
Jeff Bezos (OP) replied with this 27 minutes ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,454,053
@previous (C)
On no planet except Earth do males have the necessary glands for producing milk. Now while male Homo sapiens do have nipples, they generally prefer to make another kind of milk which utilizes their testicular glands instead of their mammary glands.
On no planet except Earth do males have the necessary glands for producing milk. Now while male Homo sapiens do have nipples, they generally prefer to make another kind of milk which utilizes their testicular glands instead of their mammary glands.