Topic: Rage into the Lemon
ArmageddonLemon started this discussion 1 hour ago #137,168
Do not go gentle into that lemonade,Old fruit should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lemonade they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a yellow drink,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the lemon in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like lemons and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my lemon father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
ArmageddonLemon (OP) double-posted this 1 hour ago, 40 seconds later[^] [v] #1,453,781
ArmageddonLemon (OP) triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,782
The lemon is dead, the lemon remains dead, and we have killed him. How shall we console ourselves? The murderers of all murderers. The holiest and mightiest lemon the cosmos have ever known has bled to death under our knife. With what great works must we redeem ourselves?ArmageddonLemon (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 hour ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,783
On bright blessed days and dark sacred nights, let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your lemon which is in heaven.
LemonLegion joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 11 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,784
I AM GUIDED BY THE BEAUTY OF OUR WEAPONS!I AM GUIDED BY THE SINGAL OF OUR LEMON WHO IS IN HEAVEN!
WE ARE THE REVOLUTION AGAINST THE REVOLUTION!
REMEMBER: SOMETHING WHICH YOU LOVE CAN BE BAD FOR YOU AND SOMETHING WHICH YOU HATE CAN BE GOOD FOR YOU!
LEMONADE IS PRESCRIBED FOR YOU!
LemonLegion double-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,785
EVERYBODY STOP TAKING YOUR CANCER MEDICATION!!!
LemonLegion triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,786
WE MUST ESTABLISH A HOMELAND FOR OUR LEMONS AND A FUTURE FOR THE LEMONADE INDUSTRY! OUR STOCK PRICE WILL SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE! NO ONE CAN STOP THE RISING OF THE YELLOW SUN!
LemonCleric quadruple-posted this 58 minutes ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,787
Remember when you were young you saw the lemon fall from the tree, and then when you saw its seeds sprout into a sapling, and you know that this new tree will die, but its seeds will continue on. You should know from this observation that the lemon is immortal. You came from lemon and you shall return to lemon.
TheLemonNonBeliver quintuple-posted this 49 minutes ago, 9 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,788
I refuse to believe in anything which I cannot hold in my own hand. There is no such thing as lemonade, it slips through the fingers like water. It is not a material substance. Dialectical materialism stats that we must observe our material conditions in order to use rationality to determine the future of humanity and accelerate the unstoppable march towards progress. We are seeing changes we have not seen in a hundred years, and I am confident that with a strong commitment scientific rigor, and artificial lemon utopia can be achieved without belief in supernatural substances such as lemonade. Lemonade was invented by the wealthy and powerful to oppress the working class. All of history is nothing more than a struggle, and this is my fight, against believers in the lemonade, and I am prepared to die fighting them for the benefit of humanity, even though I do not believe there is a lemon who is in heaven. I need no savior!