Topic: Does anyone else yell "bring it on" right before they take a shit?
Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 3 weeks ago #137,162 I do to hype myself up.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago , 40 seconds later[^] [v] #1,453,726 I scream out the lyrics to the Russian national anthem in Russian!
Anonymous B double-posted this 3 weeks ago , 37 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,728 Also, I shat 7 times today. Not even a joke. The first 6 were mostly pebbles. The seventh was a major, satisfying, giant blowout. I had to get into the shower, soap p a finger, and stick it up my ass to get it clean. Totally worth it.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago , 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,743 @previous (B)
What was totally worth it ? The shitting or the fingering
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago , 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,744 pics?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago , 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,752 A real man does a NASA launch countdown.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago , 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,760 Matt does because he’s trying to shoot solid plugs of cum beyond his jagged, bloody hemorrhoids.
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago , 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,763 @previous (E)
> Matt does because he’s trying to shoot solid plugs of cum beyond his jagged, bloody hemorrhoids.
Great post, as usual.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago , 12 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,828 @previous (F)
Indubitably.
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