Topic: Masculinity
Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc started this discussion 1 hour ago #137,161
Something I’ve noticed about women, is there are girly girls, you know what I mean? It’s very performative, pink everything, makeup, nails done, the whole shebang. I feel like men don’t have that. I don’t mean that men don’t have girly girl energy, that’s not what I’m saying. What I’m saying is men don’t have our masculine equivalent of that. I’ve never seen a manly man, if you get what I’m saying. What would performative over the top masculinity even look like?
You get what I’m saying here. Women will sometimes dress in a way where everybody knows she’s trying to impress men or be suggestive or whatever. That never happens with men. I’m not even sure how that would be done or what that would even look like or what that means. You know what I mean?
I feel like, I just want to be told what’s right. I don’t want to think for myself anymore, it gives me too much anxiety. I want a prescription on what the most ideal version of masculinity is, so I can just take it way more extreme than everybody else and then die in the process. As long as it doesn’t involve growing a beard. Because I could do it, I just don’t want to. I’m not a fucking lumberjack. I’m a city boy from the future and I do enjoy my technology and do not wear camo.
You get what I’m saying here. Women will sometimes dress in a way where everybody knows she’s trying to impress men or be suggestive or whatever. That never happens with men. I’m not even sure how that would be done or what that would even look like or what that means. You know what I mean?
I feel like, I just want to be told what’s right. I don’t want to think for myself anymore, it gives me too much anxiety. I want a prescription on what the most ideal version of masculinity is, so I can just take it way more extreme than everybody else and then die in the process. As long as it doesn’t involve growing a beard. Because I could do it, I just don’t want to. I’m not a fucking lumberjack. I’m a city boy from the future and I do enjoy my technology and do not wear camo.
Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc (OP) double-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,453,725
Lumberjackass motherfucker.You know what? I think this is my issue with masculinity as it’s currently defined. Nothing is more masculine than the lumberjack look, but this is like… I kinda hate it.
I’m a city boy. We need to beat those country boys. Fuck the country. I hate the country.
Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc (OP) triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,727
Also the thing about a mustache is it can be good, it can be good right. You can end up with a pedostache though. Never be the pedostache guy. I’m not even gonna risk it. It’s okay to have a pedostache if you’re an actual pedophile but if you’re not an actual pedophile I don’t think you want people to be saying, "oh look at that guy with a mustache, he’s a pedophile."
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 46 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,729
Girly girl farts and turds
Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 14 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,730
And hey, I get it, maybe some of you guys reading this here are pedophiles and you have a mustache because you are a pedophile, that’s fine, I’m a tolerant person, you’re free to express yourself with your pedostache. But I’m not a pedophile and that’s why I do not want a mustache. Okay? I like adult women.
Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc (OP) double-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,731
I hope I don’t sound like Pete Hegseth right now. No more beardos!
Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc (OP) triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,732
Apparently that’s racist against black men though because some black men can’t shave because of their hair it gets ingrown in some strange way. Although I am a black man and I don’t have that problem. I don’t have the hair length problem either. All the other black men are just in awe of my genetics.
Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,733
I’m pretty sure the Scottish had this whole thing with the English ranting about English masculinity and that’s how the kilt was invented.
Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc (OP) quintuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,734
I just don’t like the country because I’m afraid of cows, more specifically bulls. It’s the horns. You know why the devil has horns? The devil is a cow. The bible doesn’t say that. I’m also not afraid of cows. I don’t like bison. Or oxen. Or… maybe I’m slightly afraid of female cows but not like as much as bulls.
Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc (OP) sextuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,735
I like cats though because their behavior of acting disinterested in people and sitting around staring at the wall reminds me of myself.
Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc (OP) septuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,736
I don’t want one though.
Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc (OP) octuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 36 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,737
Unless it’s a lion because then it can eat me and make use of all this meat I have on my bones.
Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc (OP) nonuple-posted this 56 minutes ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,738
I just wanna be a huge muscular dick fighter so people will think I’m too cool for school.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 41 minutes ago, 15 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,739
@1,453,734 (Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc)
The golden calf isn't subtle.
Liberal women like Lindsay Clancy sacrifice their children to moloch, and good Christians eat beef 3 times a day.
The golden calf isn't subtle.
Liberal women like Lindsay Clancy sacrifice their children to moloch, and good Christians eat beef 3 times a day.