Topic: Yoga class is so gross
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #137,159
All those pants so tight you can see genitals, nasty bare feet, accidental farts...like, fuck
Live&Lemon joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,453,714
I feel like Tai Chi is yoga but for men.
Live&Lemon double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,715
I have to explain this…
So Tai Chi, Tai Chi is weird. Because it’s an exercise that you do, kinda like yoga, you do it in a class and everything. But, Tai Chi is a form of king fu, except it won’t teach you how to fight. So it’s like more manly, except it’s still kinda like yoga.
So Tai Chi, Tai Chi is weird. Because it’s an exercise that you do, kinda like yoga, you do it in a class and everything. But, Tai Chi is a form of king fu, except it won’t teach you how to fight. So it’s like more manly, except it’s still kinda like yoga.
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Live&Lemon triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,716
And it’s like men can do yoga, but you do know there’s the whole stereotype that white girls like yoga. Old Chinese people are based.
Live&Lemon quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,718
Although the stances from the waist down in tai chi are kinda similar to karate. So it’s not completely useless it’s just, you know you should probably learn how to throw a punch or otherwise it’s kinda… whatever.
Like I had the option between yoga or tai chi and it’s just something about my masculinity was like, "do tai chi"
That’s probably messed up. Or maybe that just means I’m insecure. Like it sounds sexist but I swear I’m not.
Like I had the option between yoga or tai chi and it’s just something about my masculinity was like, "do tai chi"
That’s probably messed up. Or maybe that just means I’m insecure. Like it sounds sexist but I swear I’m not.
Live&Lemon quintuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 15 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,719
I’m gonna edit all this out.
Live&Lemon joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 25 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,720
Fuck I love sucking big hard throbbing poz cocks!!!
Live&Lemon !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,721
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,751
@1,453,718 (Live&Lemon)
> Although the stances from the waist down in tai chi are kinda similar to karate. So it’s not completely useless it’s just, you know you should probably learn how to throw a punch or otherwise it’s kinda… whatever.
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> Like I had the option between yoga or tai chi and it’s just something about my masculinity was like, "do tai chi"
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> That’s probably messed up. Or maybe that just means I’m insecure. Like it sounds sexist but I swear I’m not.
Tai Chi is awesome. It’s good for anyone and can enhance other martial arts practice with the breathing and mobility emphasis.
> Although the stances from the waist down in tai chi are kinda similar to karate. So it’s not completely useless it’s just, you know you should probably learn how to throw a punch or otherwise it’s kinda… whatever.
>
> Like I had the option between yoga or tai chi and it’s just something about my masculinity was like, "do tai chi"
>
> That’s probably messed up. Or maybe that just means I’m insecure. Like it sounds sexist but I swear I’m not.
Tai Chi is awesome. It’s good for anyone and can enhance other martial arts practice with the breathing and mobility emphasis.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,765
@OP
> All those pants so tight you can see genitals, nasty bare feet, accidental farts...like, fuck
Where have you been? I’ve only been in classes filled with great-looking women who take care of themselves. Plus you get a body preview to see who is worth chatting up.
> All those pants so tight you can see genitals, nasty bare feet, accidental farts...like, fuck
Where have you been? I’ve only been in classes filled with great-looking women who take care of themselves. Plus you get a body preview to see who is worth chatting up.
Live&Lemon joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,808
I was doing 69 with the girl on top, when her girlanus began to expand. Instead of a turd, a small elf-gnome (pronounced as one word) popped his head out! He began juggling little poopballs while rocking back and forth to the rhythm and singing:I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
In girlani, is where I do roam
Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??