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Topic: Cortisone cream as sexual lubricant?

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #137,100

what would happen?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #1,453,390

What cream?

Pickles McGee joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,439

@OP

> what would happen?

I once slipped on a rubber and lubed it up with Ben-Gay ointment and shoved it up my girl's ass. She said if felt good for a bit then she started screaming like a fucking panther as she said it burnt like fire after a minute or so. Didn't hurt her after. She said it didn't hurt when she took a shit the next day.

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,549

Time to oil up

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,580

@1,453,439 (Pickles McGee)
Girls don't poop. Thanks.

Pickles McGee replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,823

@previous (A)
I said shit not poop. Think Lizzo and Roseanne Barr style defecations.
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