Topic: Do you consider jacking off to be a sport?
EDP445 started this discussion 3 weeks ago #137,087
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 38 minutes later[^] [v] #1,453,298
Anonymous B double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,299
He got famous for the jacking off thing, but then he became infamous for the getting away with openly being a pedo thing.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 18 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,433
Pop shot king Peter North would be the Hall of Fame inductee. That man would smother your mother!
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,438
@OP
> Do you consider jacking off to be a sport?
When no partner is available - Waking up from Wet Dream is totally not a happy event.
> Do you consider jacking off to be a sport?
When no partner is available - Waking up from Wet Dream is totally not a happy event.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 29 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,441
It would never become an Olympic event.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 49 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,447
Anonymous E replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,453
@previous (G)
> Aren't athletes technically the most likely to win such a sport though?
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/women-who-stray/202603/new-research-puts-a-nail-in-an-old-sports-myth
The Results
Compared to the abstinence condition, masturbation produced small but statistically significant improvements in certain performance measures. Participants showed:
Increased total exercise time
Greater handgrip strength LOL
While the researchers did not claim that masturbation dramatically enhances athletic performance, they were clear on one point: It does not appear to reduce performance or physical capability, either.
Even more striking, testosterone levels were actually higher in the masturbation condition. Cortisol levels were also elevated, suggesting increased physiological arousal rather than depletion.
> Aren't athletes technically the most likely to win such a sport though?
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/women-who-stray/202603/new-research-puts-a-nail-in-an-old-sports-myth
The Results
Compared to the abstinence condition, masturbation produced small but statistically significant improvements in certain performance measures. Participants showed:
Increased total exercise time
Greater handgrip strength LOL
While the researchers did not claim that masturbation dramatically enhances athletic performance, they were clear on one point: It does not appear to reduce performance or physical capability, either.
Even more striking, testosterone levels were actually higher in the masturbation condition. Cortisol levels were also elevated, suggesting increased physiological arousal rather than depletion.
Anonymous G replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,461
@previous (E)It's a bit flawed though. If this woman told you, that masturbating violates your contract, would you be happy? So perhaps it's more about happiness. I'd be happy though, that's some kinky stuff
boof joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,462
what's the line, take your coat and jack off?
and I found this one: Give a man a jacket and he'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket and he won't leave the house.
and I found this one: Give a man a jacket and he'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket and he won't leave the house.
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boof double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 11 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,465
damn it, eating hot dogs by candlelight gave me a new problem as my arm hit the candlestick and now I really have to go wax off my wiener
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,483
Just like rodeo, I try to last 8 seconds.
boof replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,518
certainly not my first rodeo