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Topic: I think I would have won World War Two

Live&Lemon started this discussion 2 hours ago #137,027

Maybe it’s because I’m male and this is some delusion caused by the testosterone coursing through my veins, but I feel like if I was in charge of a country during World War Two, I would have won and there wouldn’t even be any superpower rivalry. I’d just control it, all of it, the whole earth under one government. I just feel like, if I was the leader of any country, you let me take the wheel, it doesn’t matter if you put me in charge of Japan, or Germany, or America, or China, or Kenya, I think I could have won because I wasn’t born with 1940s brain. People back then were all dumb, they had lead poisoning from the gasoline. It’s true, google it, they all had lower IQs and were more prone to violence, it’s like a really strong correlation actually. Anyway, I’d probably have smoked everybody.

Live&Lemon (OP) double-posted this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,452,929

Fun fact: a fetus shares a blood supply with its mother while developing in the womb. Therefore, lead poisoning can be inherited from your mother. Lead poisoning leads to increased aggression and lower IQ.

Live&Lemon (OP) triple-posted this 2 hours ago, 29 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,930

Am I blaming World War Two on leaded gasoline? Well no, but what are Germany and Japan known for producing?

Live&Lemon (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,931

But alas, I was born in the present. I think I could win world war three though. Not as a soldier, I’d totally kill myself. I mean if I was the president and I abolished congress and could do whatever I wanted and rewrite the constitution and reorganize the military to be loyal to me, I’m pretty sure I have it in me to devise a strategy to decisively win world war three against every country in the world, and then we can go look for aliens and take over some other planets in other galaxies. That’s not a typo, I mean other galaxies.

Live&Lemon (OP) quintuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,932

You see, there is a way to travel faster than light. It’s all about astral projection. Space is up, that’s why you’ve gotta get really really reaaaally high.

Live&Lemon (OP) sextuple-posted this 2 hours ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,933

…also this is why you need government regulation.

Live&Lemon (OP) septuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 10 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,935

Like you know how America invented the nuclear bomb? Have you ever seen a diagram of the inside of it?

Come on, a 10 year old could design this. It’s a pipe with explosives that fire a chunk of metal at another chunk of metal.

Live&Lemon (OP) octuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,936

Have you ever seen what’s inside of a MacBook?

Legitimately, more complicated than the inside of a nuclear bomb.

I’m just saying, something happened with IQ here.

Live&Lemon (OP) nonuple-posted this 1 hour ago, 8 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,938

You know, for a company that really doesn’t want you to be able to fix your own computer, they sure put a lot of effort into making everything black so it looks cool.
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