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Topic: Optimizing Happiness

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 hours ago #137,021

To accurately measure happiness we need to create a new unit of measurement (smiles per second or SPS). Now to maximize SPS we really need to be focusing on activities that force smiles instead of it being a more voluntary action. There are two that stand out naturally and those are tickling and laughing. So to maximize SPS we need to devise a machine that will both tickle the subject relentlessly as well as get them to laugh. Now the tickling seems fairly straightforward but the laughing could give us some issues. I propose working in conjunction with AI to analyze as much content as possible and train the AI to make consistently funny content based on what people already laugh at. I guess another issue is overstimulation because anyone experiencing all of this at once might pass out from pure joy. We may need to sedate them at some point

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #1,452,871

> a new unit of measurement
Orgasms per 24 hour period.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,872

@previous (B)
black calamari shattered per hour
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