Topic: You know what, it’s time to be a man and own up to my faults.
Anonymous A started this discussion 39 minutes ago #137,008
I have been extremely bigoted towards people with scar fetishes. I haven’t been accepting of them, I haven’t tolerated them. That’s not okay. I need to learn that the way I was brought up was wrong. I should not have fired that man I walked in on in the bathroom with his head in the toilet bowl. That was wrong of me. I violated this man’s privacy without his consent. Any evidence collected without a warrant must be thrown out. I didn’t have a warrant to take a picture of his penis, but I did it anyway. This is a teaching moment, I can grow a lot as a person here, and while I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’d like to think that I have the capacity to change. And I want to be an example for the rest of you sick fucks who take pictures of men in the bathroom eating shit out the toilet bowl at work to improve and stop being nasty to these people and treat them like human beings for god’s sake. I mean Buddha’s sake or Muhammad or whatever really. For atheisms sake. Whatever you believe in. I don’t care. I mean, that’s minimizing, I do care, but in a loving way, not a judgmental way, but only if you want me to.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 24 minutes ago, 14 minutes later[^] [v] #1,452,804
I was doing 69 with the girl on top, when her girlanus began to expand. Instead of a turd, a small elf-gnome (pronounced as one word) popped his head out! He began juggling little poopballs while rocking back and forth to the rhythm and singing:I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
In girlani, is where I do roam
Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??