Topic: If ass were not meant for eating...
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #136,978
...why did it come pre-sliced?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,452,637
They don't call 'er Hot Piece of Ass for nothin'!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,647
The ass is split because when humanity cheated extinction, death said our ass is still his, and demonstrated it by slicing it
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,667
I've called everyone 'homeslice' my entire life. Have I been calling everyone assbuddies?
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,668
Warning: That brown stuff is NOT NOT Chocolate sauce.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,683
@previous (E)
I beg to lather
Mr Bloody Lemonade joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,763
I's dun know about sliced ass, but it do squee out a delicious treet the paler it be.
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