Topic: I cheated on my wife. Again.
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #136,952
I just can't control myself. The mailwoman, the babysitter, and even my coworker. This world is full of nothing but mindless lust. How do I fix this?
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #1,452,573
You don't. One doesn't fix that isn't broken.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,574
OP
Been there and done that. Only solution is to end marriage.
Penis power. Follow it and it will lead you too...
Been there and done that. Only solution is to end marriage.
Penis power. Follow it and it will lead you too...
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,581
I’m sorry for your loss.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,591
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,592
In the time since I made this post (3 hours ago) I ended up cheating on my wife AGAIN! I need help!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 37 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,593
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,594
Guys...I just told my wife I'm going to the store for milk but I think I'm just going to cheat on her again...I. CAN'T. STOP.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 10 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,628
As long as you’re having fun and not getting caught you’re winning.
Go read r/Menopause as a hilarious addendum to r/Feminism for midlife bitterness and insanity.
“I’m 53 and just divorced my husband in a menopausal rage. He was always a terrible awful person.”
“Now 54, made a huge mistake. My husband was a great dad and worked hard. Of course he’s shacked up with a 33 year old woman.”
“I’m 55 and done with the dating world. I’m going to focus on ME! Sorry men! This one is off the market.I bought a year’s supply of cat food and vibrator batteries at Costco.”
Go read r/Menopause as a hilarious addendum to r/Feminism for midlife bitterness and insanity.
“I’m 53 and just divorced my husband in a menopausal rage. He was always a terrible awful person.”
“Now 54, made a huge mistake. My husband was a great dad and worked hard. Of course he’s shacked up with a 33 year old woman.”
“I’m 55 and done with the dating world. I’m going to focus on ME! Sorry men! This one is off the market.I bought a year’s supply of cat food and vibrator batteries at Costco.”
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,629
@1,452,591 (E)
> Why did you abandon your daughter?
Why did you ask an underaged girl for pics of her vulva?
> Why did you abandon your daughter?
Why did you ask an underaged girl for pics of her vulva?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,753
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,755
@1,452,629 (H)
> > Why did you abandon your daughter?
>
> Why did you ask an underaged girl for pics of her vulva?
Because young un-soiled pussy is so much better that older pussy that had been fucked so much it looks like a chainsaw accident between her legs.
> > Why did you abandon your daughter?
>
> Why did you ask an underaged girl for pics of her vulva?
Because young un-soiled pussy is so much better that older pussy that had been fucked so much it looks like a chainsaw accident between her legs.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,781
@1,452,628 (G)
> “I’m 55 and done with the dating world. I’m going to focus on ME! Sorry men!
Aww dammit :(
> a year’s supply of cat food and vibrator batteries at Costco
lol
Pretty sure most of the 55+ dating scene is women who realized they just fucked their retirement up and getting the divorce house ain't gonna let them coast into the lux life.
> “I’m 55 and done with the dating world. I’m going to focus on ME! Sorry men!
Aww dammit :(
> a year’s supply of cat food and vibrator batteries at Costco
lol
Pretty sure most of the 55+ dating scene is women who realized they just fucked their retirement up and getting the divorce house ain't gonna let them coast into the lux life.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,829
I know what you mean Op. Every woman I've dated I've cheated on with men and other women and trannies. They all find out and hate me so I keep doing it.
T joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 10 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,886
@OP> I just can't control myself. The mailwoman, the babysitter, and even my coworker. This world is full of nothing but mindless lust. How do I fix this?
T double-posted this 4 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,452,887
Cawfee joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,508
why would you do that?
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,584
@OPedo
Shut up Fatt Filler go fellate your felon father for more pity money
Shut up Fatt Filler go fellate your felon father for more pity money
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,453,585
@1,452,781 (K)
> >“I’m 55 and done with the dating world. I’m going to focus on ME! Sorry men!
> Aww dammit :(
>
> >a year’s supply of cat food and vibrator batteries at Costco
> lol
>
> Pretty sure most of the 55+ dating scene is women who realized they just fucked their retirement up and getting the divorce house ain't gonna let them coast into the lux life.
They all want to be Diane Lane in Under the Tuscan Sun without looking like Diane Lane. Plus that Italian dude is out of there within three months.
> >“I’m 55 and done with the dating world. I’m going to focus on ME! Sorry men!
> Aww dammit :(
>
> >a year’s supply of cat food and vibrator batteries at Costco
> lol
>
> Pretty sure most of the 55+ dating scene is women who realized they just fucked their retirement up and getting the divorce house ain't gonna let them coast into the lux life.
They all want to be Diane Lane in Under the Tuscan Sun without looking like Diane Lane. Plus that Italian dude is out of there within three months.