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Topic: How do you wake up?

Anonymous A started this discussion 57 minutes ago #136,827

The overhead lights in my hotel gradually turn on in the morning to match the sun.

What pathetic way do you wake up fora?

Live&Lemon joined in and replied with this 50 minutes ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,451,795

I suppose I could come out of retirement and wake up one last time…

Live&Lemon double-posted this 47 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,796

Hey, stay woke out there. And I don’t mean that in a political way. When you were born and the lights came on, you came from that dark place you don’t remember. But what even is I? Ego death. We’re on some new shit. You wouldn’t get it.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 43 minutes ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,798

Cocaine

Live&Lemon replied with this 42 minutes ago, 39 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,799

In these trying times it’s important to remain vigilant. Don’t let your guard down. Stay woke. Don’t go to sleep. They could be anywhere.

Live&Lemon double-posted this 39 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,801

Borders are important. Stay woke. Don’t let your guard down. These fields have no natural barriers. We need to preserve our nations cultural integrity.

boof joined in and replied with this 38 minutes ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,802

@previous (Live&Lemon)
dude, that's was gone centuries ago

Live&Lemon replied with this 36 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,803

@previous (boof)
And they could be back any day. That’s no excuse! Jared has been manning the fort for over a hundred years with no rest, isn’t that right Jared?

Live&Lemon double-posted this 31 minutes ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,810

Jared is quiet but he has a mighty metabolism.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 29 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,811

With your mom next to me after fucking her the night before

Live&Lemon replied with this 25 minutes ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,815

@previous (E)
But you don’t even like girls.

Anonymous E replied with this 24 minutes ago, 40 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,817

@previous (Live&Lemon)
I love your mom tho

Live&Lemon replied with this 22 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,819

@previous (E)
My mom died before I was born.

Live&Lemon double-posted this 18 minutes ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,822

You know how they say when someone dies sometimes they will come back as something else to make you feel better when you’re sad?

That’s what I’m here for. You know I forgive you for putting me in the tree, right? We can still be friends.

Live&Lemon triple-posted this 16 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,823

I’m deadass not making this pizza.
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