Topic: Farty the Poopyhole Gnome is alive and well!
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 hours ago #136,819
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 hours ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,451,742
lol
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 hours ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,743
Anonymous B replied with this 2 hours ago, 58 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,744
Is this Dave eating shitballs?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 hours ago, 33 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,745
@previous (B)
I was doing 69 with the girl on top, when her girlanus began to expand. Instead of a turd, a small elf-gnome (pronounced as one word) popped his head out! He began juggling little poopballs while rocking back and forth to the rhythm and singing:
I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
In girlani, is where I do roam
Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??
I was doing 69 with the girl on top, when her girlanus began to expand. Instead of a turd, a small elf-gnome (pronounced as one word) popped his head out! He began juggling little poopballs while rocking back and forth to the rhythm and singing:
I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
In girlani, is where I do roam
Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??