Topic: Compacted shit tho
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #136,800
I had one that was super hard to pass. It pressed my prostate really good too it gave me a boner but hurt going out.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,451,514
boof joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,534
I had a double-wide hard turd a few years ago. I made a thread about it too! It may have been on the 4chin lounge. Search the archive for double-wide turd.
Organic Wuhan McChicken joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,536
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,538
Organic Wuhan McChicken replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,540
@previous (E)Performance art is very fancy. I prefer modern art.
This is one of my favorite pieces. It’s by a Chinese artist. It’s supposed to represent something really deep about how like, it’s modern art so it represents the future and modernity, but you can also see it represents the past, because red represents the blood spilled in the communist revolution.
Organic Wuhan McChicken double-posted this 1 month ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,541
I saw it in the MoMA. It was really interesting.
Organic Wuhan McChicken triple-posted this 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,542
Some of the exhibits were really cool, like they had this tiny tree from prehistoric times that I guess was halfway between when broccoli evolved into actual trees.Anonymous E replied with this 1 month ago, 37 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,543
I was doing 69 with the girl on top, when her girlanus began to expand. Instead of a turd, a small elf-gnome (pronounced as one word) popped his head out! He began juggling little poopballs while rocking back and forth to the rhythm and singing:I am Farty, the Poopyhole Gnome
In girlani, is where I do roam
Sniffing girlfarts and flinging girlturds
And don't forget: it's pronounced as one word!
He then began pelting my face with the little poopballs, then he stuck his tongue out at me and retreated back into her girlanus! And all this happened without her even knowing! Have you ever had an encounter with Farty the Poopyhole Elf-Gnome (pronounced as one word)??
Organic Wuhan McChicken replied with this 1 month ago, 18 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,544
Anyway, New York is a cool place. You should check it out sometime. Just say away from New Jersey! (That’s where Pete Hegseth went to school, the southern European immigrants will turn you into a drunk).
Organic Wuhan McChicken double-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,545
@1,451,542 (Organic Wuhan McChicken)
> Some of the exhibits were really cool, like they had this tiny tree from prehistoric times that I guess was halfway between when broccoli evolved into actual trees.
From ChatGPT:
Trees did not evolve naturally in the wild. Instead, humans created it through selective breeding of wild broccoli (Brocassi olé races) in the northern Indian region starting around the 6th century BCE. Ancient Roman farmers refined these primitive cultivars over generations to enlarge their flowering buns.
> Some of the exhibits were really cool, like they had this tiny tree from prehistoric times that I guess was halfway between when broccoli evolved into actual trees.
From ChatGPT:
Trees did not evolve naturally in the wild. Instead, humans created it through selective breeding of wild broccoli (Brocassi olé races) in the northern Indian region starting around the 6th century BCE. Ancient Roman farmers refined these primitive cultivars over generations to enlarge their flowering buns.
