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Topic: Shitpoasting in 2035

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 hour ago #136,788

You're typing "niggas be like" in a text field, since it's one of the twelve approved opening lines of online messages. The DNA probe legally required in every electronic device springs out and stabs you in your arm. Your blood sample is sent to Tel Aviv (stored for 80 years for legitimate purposes) to determine whether your use of "nigga" is racist or empowering.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #1,451,279

wouldn't be surprised if this was already in the works and are planning to do doing trial runs before deployment.
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