Topic: Showering tho
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 hours ago #136,773
I haven't showered in about 6 days
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 32 minutes ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,451,218
I shower more in summer than winter. I'm somewhat active in summer. I ride my bike, metal detect, walk to the corner store to buy four cold 24 ounce Coors beers. I drink them and eat donuts the next day for breakfast. I'm living a hero's life in summer.
In winter it's frigid, it snows me in, I can still drink Coors but it doesn't make me happy like when I drink it in summer. When I drink it in summer it leads to donuts. In winter it leads to depression. So I don't shower much in winter which makes my balls smell. It's a good, rich, beefy smell. I don't find it objectionable, and have fapped to the smell a few times. My balls get full, dirty and beefy from lack of showers. They get slick and they need release. I release the "winter need" into a tissue paper all throughout winter.
In winter it's frigid, it snows me in, I can still drink Coors but it doesn't make me happy like when I drink it in summer. When I drink it in summer it leads to donuts. In winter it leads to depression. So I don't shower much in winter which makes my balls smell. It's a good, rich, beefy smell. I don't find it objectionable, and have fapped to the smell a few times. My balls get full, dirty and beefy from lack of showers. They get slick and they need release. I release the "winter need" into a tissue paper all throughout winter.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 24 minutes ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,219
Back in the good old days, men used to not shower for a month and then lay their sweaty musty nuts on their wife's face. Goddamn communists took this from us
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 minutes ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,451,220
@1,451,218 (B)> I release the "winter need" into a tissue paper all throughout winter.
try releasing it into a niggur buck instead. you get the added stimulation of warm flesh, struggling, and crying. And then when its been seasoned to perfection with winter need( or it gets unbearably loose) you can butcher your niggur and convert it to some absolutely fine sausage/steaks/burgermeal.
eddit: it would help you immensely to learn at least a bit of Afrikaans, otherwise you gotta spend time to reinvent that particular wheel.