@244,391 (C)
your're mistake was probably not drinking water.
death by dehydration is horrible, true death by starvation is a little bit easier to pull off.
@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
i don't have 1 million pounds, lol.
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,398
@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
I will bet you a tenner then.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,399
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,404
Who's a silly pony?
You're a silly pony.
Who is? You is?
Starving Brie.
!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,407
@244,399 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
true.. but i can more reliably trick my brain into letting me not eat if i drink a bit of water. i'm sure there will come a point where i won't be able to get up and obtain water though, then i will probably die of dehydration as opposed to starvation...
(Edited 17 seconds later.)
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,408
@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
You will have horrible stomach cramps and hallucinations.
!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,409
@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
i'll keep you updated about those things, k?
;D
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,411
@244,408 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Fun hallucinations?
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,412
@244,409 (!hEyBrieeXM)
But,um......... What about your good news?
!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,413
@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
...not happening
...probably will never happen.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,417
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,422
@244,408 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Please, I need to know, are starvation-induced hallucinations of the fun variety? This is essential information.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,423
@previous (E)
I don't think they are. You are also wracked with pain.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,427
@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Okay, thanks for giving it to me straight.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#244,430
@previous (E)
I've seen this happen to people. They get paranoid and frightened. They can no longer concentrate and have severe stomach cramps. It's so hideous.
toaster !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#244,484
what
no
!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#244,514
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,581
at least you'll be /fa/ as fuck
sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,708
Terri schiavo made this cool.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,742
@previous (sluggy)
Remember when people were trying to break in and give her a sandwich? Fucking ridiculous.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,748
@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Were they really? Did they think she was going to eat it? She was a chunk of flesh that had no ability to do any conscious act.
It was so frustrating that they painted te husband as a bad guy, when if he really wanted to, he could have walked away.
Her parents were delusional. He obviously didn't want that disgusting puppet show to continue.
I felt so bad for him. She was gorgeous too, when she was alive. It must have been so hard to see people parading her flesh about, especially given the state it was in.
(Edited 30 seconds later.)
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,752
@previous (sluggy)
They really did! She was fed with a feeding tube and they were trying to sneak in a fucking picnic. I also read this horrible book called "Silent Witness" which basically called the husband a murderer. Sickening. Of course the religious right was all over it.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,759
@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
It's so ironic. Life is precious, even though this life is temporary suffering before eternal paradise.
They hold onto life more than non-believers. Theists are more likely to try aggressive treatment when given a terminal diagnosis. Non-believers are better able to accept death. It isn't surprising. A little doubt at the end is all you really need to have a massive freak out. Imagine all your life "heaven heaven heaven." then "what if there isn't a heaven?" you are about to die and you have to quickly accept the natural cycle of life... not what I would want.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,762
It must be horrible. I've talked about heaven to religious people as they were dying. It seems to help.
!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,774
i think i'm officially hungry, guise.
no cramps, but my arms hurt a bit.
[^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,797
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,807
@244,801 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
yes, this; shotgun mouthwash in front of a room full of senior citizens.
the chain reaction this would cause would be a wonderful end :D
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,808
@previous (N)
You'd be surprised. Many of those people have survived worse than that.
!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,812
@244,801 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
nothing else in life is quick and painless, so why should my death be?
at least this way nobody can claim i took the easy way out.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,814
@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
No one will care. In fact, killing yourself that way will just make you look crazy and traumatize your loved ones. I mean ,if your whole live has been hard,why make your suicide painful as well?
!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,821
@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
name a pain-free suicide option that is also free and i'll consider it.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#244,823
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#245,526
I remember like it was yesterday: his crushed velvet drapes, the slate hearth, a black and white Ansel Adams lithograph, the sleek, tall black plastic CD tower filled with weighty $30 CDs, standing like a skyscraper next to the TV stand, on which sat his Phillips compact disc player, on top of a stereo balancer, on top of a VHS player, on top of a radio tuner. Over a romantic dinner of veal filo parcels and haricots vert with bechamel, I was seduced by a bottle of 1987 vintage zinfandel, one year cellared, which I sipped through a small-mouthed goblet as I listened to his lusty tales of life on the trading floor. I blushed as he leaned over to tuck a frayed strand of permed hair out of my eyes, so I didn’t get chocolate fondue in it. “Girl, you’re making me crazy,†he said to me, gazing directly into my soul through his horn-rimmed reading glasses.
We slow-danced to “Electric Blue,†he with one steady hand in the small of my back, where the satin bow was pinned to my dress, and the other gripping the nape of my neck, buoyed softly by my shoulder pads. As Iva Davies howled along with his lonely electric guitar and keyboard synthesizer, we pressed together, his box pleat slacks against my sequined, tiered skirt. It was microwave hot in the nooks between our legs. The air had the snap of suspenders. He reached up and undid my alligator clip; my Bottecellian hair tumbled down around my shoulders, full of bounce from Pert 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner.
When Genesis hit the high, clear notes of “I will be theeeeeeeere†in “Hold on my heart†I realized I was in trouble. He picked me up, as if I weighed no more than a single rose, told me I took his breath away, and threw me on his waterbed. Wooed by Mick Hucknall crooning “Holding Back the Years†he tied my hands to the headboard with silk scarves, and ruthlessly littered pillowy kisses on the soft skin of my wrists, inner elbows and clavicle. Writhing, I bit my dark plum lipstick and rubbed my pantyhosed feet together in ecstasy. Glistening with sweat, he fed me sections of a chocolate orange. The music segued to Richard Clayderman running his hands up and down a piano relentlessly, setting off cascades of tremoring arpeggios and scales. Glancing sideways as I arched my back, I noticed the neat space-saving design of his wardrobe—shirts hung on coathangers with multiple tiers, special racks just for business ties—and cried out, “No! No! It’s too much, I’ll die from the pleasure!â€
!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#245,541