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Topic: starving myself to death

!hEyBrieeXM started this discussion 15 years ago #13,673

yeah, so, umm, i'm killing myself.

i won't eat any food, then i will die.

this is going to be awesome.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #244,390

What?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #244,391

I've tried it, it fucking sucks. Just do yourself a favor and drink poison instead.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,393

I bet you 1 million pounds you won't be able to do it.

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,397

@244,390 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
sorry, babe
);

@244,391 (C)
your're mistake was probably not drinking water.
death by dehydration is horrible, true death by starvation is a little bit easier to pull off.


@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
i don't have 1 million pounds, lol.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,398

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
I will bet you a tenner then.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,399

@244,397 (!hEyBrieeXM)
It takes much longer.

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,400

@244,398 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
but if i win, you'd get to keep the money anyway... pointless bet is pointless.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,402

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
:') that was the point :D

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,404

Who's a silly pony?
You're a silly pony.
Who is? You is?
Starving Brie.

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,407

@244,399 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
true.. but i can more reliably trick my brain into letting me not eat if i drink a bit of water. i'm sure there will come a point where i won't be able to get up and obtain water though, then i will probably die of dehydration as opposed to starvation...

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,408

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
You will have horrible stomach cramps and hallucinations.

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,409

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
i'll keep you updated about those things, k?
;D

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,411

@244,408 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Fun hallucinations?

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,412

@244,409 (!hEyBrieeXM)
But,um......... What about your good news?

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,413

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
...not happening
...probably will never happen.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,417

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
irc pm me please.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,422

@244,408 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Please, I need to know, are starvation-induced hallucinations of the fun variety? This is essential information.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,423

@previous (E)
I don't think they are. You are also wracked with pain.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,427

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Okay, thanks for giving it to me straight.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,430

@previous (E)
I've seen this happen to people. They get paranoid and frightened. They can no longer concentrate and have severe stomach cramps. It's so hideous.

toaster !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #244,484

what

no

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #244,514

@previous (toaster !AUIkTW/L46)
yes.

dreamworksr !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #244,515

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
no dont
please

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #244,516

@244,514 (!hEyBrieeXM)
Don't do this. You can change.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #244,518

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

Some people say, that he's, a bad guy...
They may be right. They may be right!

Triptych !6Suckfishs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #244,519

._.
why
<3

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #244,521

inb4 you just wind up binging on junk food either tonight or tomorrow

green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,534

Can you go blind from this?

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,559

@244,515 (dreamworksr !AUIkTW/L46)
sorry, bud.

@244,516 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
i really don't think i can.

@244,519 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
because society. or someshit.

@244,521 (H)
lol, nope.
i've fasted before, i know i'll make it at least a week or two.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,568

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
Okay then.
inb4 you fail

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,575

@previous (H)
'kay... we shall see...

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,581

at least you'll be /fa/ as fuck

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,708

Terri schiavo made this cool.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,742

@previous (sluggy)
Remember when people were trying to break in and give her a sandwich? Fucking ridiculous.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,748

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Were they really? Did they think she was going to eat it? She was a chunk of flesh that had no ability to do any conscious act.

It was so frustrating that they painted te husband as a bad guy, when if he really wanted to, he could have walked away.

Her parents were delusional. He obviously didn't want that disgusting puppet show to continue.

I felt so bad for him. She was gorgeous too, when she was alive. It must have been so hard to see people parading her flesh about, especially given the state it was in.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,752

@previous (sluggy)
They really did! She was fed with a feeding tube and they were trying to sneak in a fucking picnic. I also read this horrible book called "Silent Witness" which basically called the husband a murderer. Sickening. Of course the religious right was all over it.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,759

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
It's so ironic. Life is precious, even though this life is temporary suffering before eternal paradise.

They hold onto life more than non-believers. Theists are more likely to try aggressive treatment when given a terminal diagnosis. Non-believers are better able to accept death. It isn't surprising. A little doubt at the end is all you really need to have a massive freak out. Imagine all your life "heaven heaven heaven." then "what if there isn't a heaven?" you are about to die and you have to quickly accept the natural cycle of life... not what I would want.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,762

It must be horrible. I've talked about heaven to religious people as they were dying. It seems to help.

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,774

i think i'm officially hungry, guise.
no cramps, but my arms hurt a bit.

[^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,797

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
The beginning of the end.

[^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU double-posted this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,799

Just eat something though bud.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,801

If you're going to kill yourself,at least do it quick and painlessly.

Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,804

@244,774 (!hEyBrieeXM)
But why?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,807

@244,801 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
yes, this; shotgun mouthwash in front of a room full of senior citizens.
the chain reaction this would cause would be a wonderful end :D

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,808

@previous (N)
You'd be surprised. Many of those people have survived worse than that.

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,812

@244,801 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
nothing else in life is quick and painless, so why should my death be?
at least this way nobody can claim i took the easy way out.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,814

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
No one will care. In fact, killing yourself that way will just make you look crazy and traumatize your loved ones. I mean ,if your whole live has been hard,why make your suicide painful as well?

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,821

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
name a pain-free suicide option that is also free and i'll consider it.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,823

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)

Do you have drugs or booze?

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,825

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
i have some non-aspirin acetaminophen and some vodka.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,827

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
That's a bad idea. Very unlikely to kill you.

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,830

@244,808 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
old age makes the most badass of us into frail old geezers

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,838

@previous (N)
Not always. I've met some fucking bad ass oldies.

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,848

Image went missing@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)

green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,879

Drowning would be peaceful. Hurts as much as starvation at first, but a lot quicker.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,886

@previous (green !6PPj7P5Iag)
Drowning isn't painful. It's just terrifying. Its also quick.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,960

@244,830 (N)
Those people who become frail old geezers were faking. They were never hard core.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,972

good luck dying i hate your guts

-ninjj

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,976

@previous (P)
Really ninjj?

liberty prime !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,980

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
probably

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,042

@244,976 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
yeah i don't care for brie

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,107

You'll never make it OP. It takes too long and that's too much time to change your mind.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,154

@245,042 (P)
Brie is more fun than you.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,311

@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
probably not what does he do all day play shitty video games and post here?

vocalon replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,313

@previous (P)
> arguing an opinion

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,314

@245,311 (P)
at least he isn't a pretentious attention whore.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,315

Image went missing@245,313 (vocalon)

vocalon replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,317

Image went missing@previous (P)

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,494

@245,315 (P)
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sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,503

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
Ate you dying, yet?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,518

> ate
iPhone autocorrect detected

Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,522

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

> >ate
> iPhone autocorrect detected

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,526

I remember like it was yesterday: his crushed velvet drapes, the slate hearth, a black and white Ansel Adams lithograph, the sleek, tall black plastic CD tower filled with weighty $30 CDs, standing like a skyscraper next to the TV stand, on which sat his Phillips compact disc player, on top of a stereo balancer, on top of a VHS player, on top of a radio tuner. Over a romantic dinner of veal filo parcels and haricots vert with bechamel, I was seduced by a bottle of 1987 vintage zinfandel, one year cellared, which I sipped through a small-mouthed goblet as I listened to his lusty tales of life on the trading floor. I blushed as he leaned over to tuck a frayed strand of permed hair out of my eyes, so I didn’t get chocolate fondue in it. “Girl, you’re making me crazy,” he said to me, gazing directly into my soul through his horn-rimmed reading glasses.

We slow-danced to “Electric Blue,” he with one steady hand in the small of my back, where the satin bow was pinned to my dress, and the other gripping the nape of my neck, buoyed softly by my shoulder pads. As Iva Davies howled along with his lonely electric guitar and keyboard synthesizer, we pressed together, his box pleat slacks against my sequined, tiered skirt. It was microwave hot in the nooks between our legs. The air had the snap of suspenders. He reached up and undid my alligator clip; my Bottecellian hair tumbled down around my shoulders, full of bounce from Pert 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner.

When Genesis hit the high, clear notes of “I will be theeeeeeeere” in “Hold on my heart” I realized I was in trouble. He picked me up, as if I weighed no more than a single rose, told me I took his breath away, and threw me on his waterbed. Wooed by Mick Hucknall crooning “Holding Back the Years” he tied my hands to the headboard with silk scarves, and ruthlessly littered pillowy kisses on the soft skin of my wrists, inner elbows and clavicle. Writhing, I bit my dark plum lipstick and rubbed my pantyhosed feet together in ecstasy. Glistening with sweat, he fed me sections of a chocolate orange. The music segued to Richard Clayderman running his hands up and down a piano relentlessly, setting off cascades of tremoring arpeggios and scales. Glancing sideways as I arched my back, I noticed the neat space-saving design of his wardrobe—shirts hung on coathangers with multiple tiers, special racks just for business ties—and cried out, “No! No! It’s too much, I’ll die from the pleasure!”

!hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,541

@245,503 (sluggy)
idunnolol

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
ikrame

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #245,546

@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
I got insta wood when I read it too. What a lucky lady. I wish someone would love me so tenderly.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 23 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #245,973

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