Topic: I remember someone telling me something about Crocs
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 days ago #136,719
He said, "If a man is wearing Crocs it's a sign that he's given up".
Now I have found this to be true. I do not wear Crocs and never have. But I did buy, for the first time in my life, tonight, a cold silver can of Steel Reserve.
My measure of failure for a man was never Crocs. It was Steel Reserve. The men that I've always seen drinking Steel Reserve were bums, failures, men who you knew were headed for an uncomfortable eternity in hell.
And now I'm there. I bought Steel Reserve and I drank it. I drank it and I liked it. I'll drink it again, and if I wind up in hell I'll let any hot demon fuck my ass.
Now I have found this to be true. I do not wear Crocs and never have. But I did buy, for the first time in my life, tonight, a cold silver can of Steel Reserve.
My measure of failure for a man was never Crocs. It was Steel Reserve. The men that I've always seen drinking Steel Reserve were bums, failures, men who you knew were headed for an uncomfortable eternity in hell.
And now I'm there. I bought Steel Reserve and I drank it. I drank it and I liked it. I'll drink it again, and if I wind up in hell I'll let any hot demon fuck my ass.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,450,660
Mickey's was the smoothest malt liquor, haven't seen it in a while though.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 days ago, 33 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,661
@previous (B)
> Mickey's was the smoothest malt liquor, haven't seen it in a while though.
Years ago I drank a slew of them at a house party and fucked my friend's 17 year old girlfiend in an orange grove in Clearwater, Florida. He drank pure grain mixed with Sprite and passed out right quick on the pool table in the garage. I promptly took his drunk girlfriend out into the groves.
> Mickey's was the smoothest malt liquor, haven't seen it in a while though.
Years ago I drank a slew of them at a house party and fucked my friend's 17 year old girlfiend in an orange grove in Clearwater, Florida. He drank pure grain mixed with Sprite and passed out right quick on the pool table in the garage. I promptly took his drunk girlfriend out into the groves.
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Maybe next time you should ask yourself "is this what he meant to say or am I making up a strawman argument" before you decide to participate in western cultural traditions.