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Topic: I remember someone telling me something about Crocs
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 hour ago#136,719
He said, "If a man is wearing Crocs it's a sign that he's given up".
Now I have found this to be true. I do not wear Crocs and never have. But I did buy, for the first time in my life, tonight, a cold silver can of Steel Reserve.
My measure of failure for a man was never Crocs. It was Steel Reserve. The men that I've always seen drinking Steel Reserve were bums, failures, men who you knew were headed for an uncomfortable eternity in hell.
And now I'm there. I bought Steel Reserve and I drank it. I drank it and I liked it. I'll drink it again, and if I wind up in hell I'll let any hot demon fuck my ass.
> Mickey's was the smoothest malt liquor, haven't seen it in a while though.
Years ago I drank a slew of them at a house party and fucked my friend's 17 year old girlfiend in an orange grove in Clearwater, Florida. He drank pure grain mixed with Sprite and passed out right quick on the pool table in the garage. I promptly took his drunk girlfriend out into the groves.