Topic: My testicular cyst is acting up

Swashbuckler !!+SEaCxS+w started this discussion 15 years ago #13,671

So, I am sorry that this is gross. But I have a permanent cyst in my ballsack (in the skin between the actual gonad and the scrotum) caused by a vericose vein. Weird, I know, but confirmed by doctor. Well, very seldom, it flares up and the cyst fills with pus. It grows so large (about as big as a golfball) that is seems like a third testicle, and it hurts SO badly that I cannot sleep or walk. Then, one day, it ruptures, and I can squeeze my scrotum and tons of puss shoots out. Well, it is acting up again. I an feel it swelling. This is going to be awful.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #244,337

Hot compress?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,338

Cold compress!

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,339

I can't eat food anymore

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,342

@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)

I am eating a toffee-flavored yoghurt.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,343

Just tweeted this to Bob Saget, Sarah Palin, and Jens Bergensten.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,347

cut it off

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,355

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
you just want to eat it

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,356

@previous (G)

When you fry human flesh it smells like bacon.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,357

@244,355 (G)
That's disgusting. What kind of animal would even think of something like that?

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,360

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)

You're imagining it now, aren't you?

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,364

@previous (C)
I'm cringing right now.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,365

@244,357 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
You, obviously. You're disgusting.

Anonymous G double-posted this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,367

@244,364 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
> I'm salivating right now.
ftfy

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,369

@244,365 (G)
Stop trolling.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,370

@244,364 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)

I bet it would be quite firm, and then when you bite down it is like fudge and the pus squirts.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,371

@244,367 (G)
Ditto to you, too.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,373

@244,369 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
Stop lying to yourself.

Anonymous G double-posted this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,375

@244,371 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
I'm not the one who wants to eat a testicular cyst.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,379

@244,370 (C)
@previous (G)
Sick fucks.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,382

@previous (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
I'm sick? You want to eat the pus-filled testicular cyst of a stranger on the Internet.

You need help, son.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,383

Amputation is the only option. It's either that or a slow and painful death.

buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,384

@244,379 (SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN.)
I'd fry it first to kill the herpes.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,526

> I can squeeze my scrotum and tons of puss shoots out.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,530

You posted this exact post on GHOUL several days ago. Trying to get banned?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,692

bite down on some leather and go after it with some scissors

Minichan