Topic: My apology to white men for being black
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc started this discussion 1 hour ago #136,690
I would like to apologize to white men for being black. I didn’t realize how much it hurt you that I was walking around being black. I know that it was very scary for you and it was difficult for you to understand why. You know, they say that empathy is something you’re born with and people will debate nature vs nurture, but I have learned that empathy is not something we are born with, it is something that is learned. White men are the most oppressed group of people in world history and there is no end in sight. It is unlikely within our lifetimes that we will ever see even the beginning of the liberation of the white male. From the bottom of my heart, please accept my apology and immediately forget about everything I did to you because that’s behind us now. I stand with white men in the struggle against oppression! As someone with white friends it is my responsibility to be an ally to white men and - you know I’m joking right?
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) double-posted this 1 hour ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,450,502
I’m just so sorry for being a low IQ black man who got into college when grown high IQ white men can’t get into college because I rigged the educational system in a white majority country in my favor and they don’t know what to do about it. I shouldn’t have done that, I really shouldn’t have. It’s just awful! I’m over here, outcompeting superior white men at jobs I’m biologically unqualified for that are handed to me by superior white people who would rather give a job to a black man because of the culture war. I just feel bad for white men, it’s really awful. It’s like, they should win because they always do win because they’re better than me, but they’re not winning, and I’m winning instead because I’m stupid and inferior that’s why I win. And I just keep oppressing white men by being so stupid that I keep winning and they keep losing, and that’s just not fair at all.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,503
It’s sorta like, I don’t really know what they want me to say because if I actually humored their worldview it sounds more like I’m bragging about myself.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,504
Shut the fuck up Dave
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) replied with this 1 hour ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,507
@previous (B)
Нет! У меня есть право на свободу слова, а это значит, что все обязаны меня слушать, иначе они нарушают мои права! Это очень важно в демократическом обществе.
Нет! У меня есть право на свободу слова, а это значит, что все обязаны меня слушать, иначе они нарушают мои права! Это очень важно в демократическом обществе.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) double-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,508
Самое главное право - это право суверена на власть. Думаю, вы это знаете. Мы должны защищать свободу народа.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,510
_____ _ _ ___ ____ _ _ _ ____ _____ |_ _| | | |_ _/ ___| | | | | / ___|_ _| | | | |_| || |\___ \ _ | | | | \___ \ | | | | | _ || | ___) | | |_| | |_| |___) || | __|_| |_| |_|___|____/ _ \___/ \___/|____/_|_| \ \ / / _ \| \ | ( )_ _| | _ \ / _ \| | \ \ /\ / / | | | \| |/ | | | | | | | | | | \ V V /| |_| | |\ | | | | |_| | |_| |_| \_/\_/ \___/|_| \_| |_| |____/ \___/(_)Dave thought to himself, standing up and slapping the palm of his hand against the side of his head. "It just. Won't DO!" he let out in a hoarse monotone that built to a roaring crescendo, pausing between each syllable to take a deep breath. "IT! JUST! WON'T! FUCKING! DO!" he bellowed, and then pushed his left fist all the way into his mouth, repeatedly slapping the back of his back of his head until he began to see stars in front of his eyes. "YOU FUCKING CUNTS!" screamed Dave at the top of his voice, squeezing out the words in a muffled girlish shriek that burned the inside of his throat. "YOU FUCKING CUNTS! YOU DISOBEDIENT FUCKING CUNTS! YOU FUCKING DISOBEDIENT CUNTS! YOU! FUCKING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU FUCKING CUNTS DISOBEDIENT BASTARDS!" he screeched, now pounding his closed fist against the back of his head and biting down so hard on his other fist that he began to draw blood.
Then Dave stopped.
A soothing calmness washed over him.
He sat back down in front of his computer and wiped the spittle off his monitor and keyboard, and then he began to type:
":)", typed Dave, and then he clicked the Post button.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
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@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Why did Dave post the car park photos here in the first place?
Why did Dave post the car park photos here in the first place?
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How would you know that human society is beautiful if you didn’t know that civilization will be destroyed on November 8, 2062 at 5:30PM Greenwich mean time by a nuclear mishap?
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Huawei Honor 9A
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Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) double-posted this 55 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,450,538
I have seen past the farthest star and I saw God on the other side. He said you should stop using the toilet without flushing it because that’s kinda gross for the next person.