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Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc started this discussion 5 days ago#136,690
I would like to apologize to white men for being black. I didn’t realize how much it hurt you that I was walking around being black. I know that it was very scary for you and it was difficult for you to understand why. You know, they say that empathy is something you’re born with and people will debate nature vs nurture, but I have learned that empathy is not something we are born with, it is something that is learned. White men are the most oppressed group of people in world history and there is no end in sight. It is unlikely within our lifetimes that we will ever see even the beginning of the liberation of the white male. From the bottom of my heart, please accept my apology and immediately forget about everything I did to you because that’s behind us now. I stand with white men in the struggle against oppression! As someone with white friends it is my responsibility to be an ally to white men and - you know I’m joking right?
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) double-posted this 5 days ago, 9 minutes later[^][v]#1,450,502
I’m just so sorry for being a low IQ black man who got into college when grown high IQ white men can’t get into college because I rigged the educational system in a white majority country in my favor and they don’t know what to do about it. I shouldn’t have done that, I really shouldn’t have. It’s just awful! I’m over here, outcompeting superior white men at jobs I’m biologically unqualified for that are handed to me by superior white people who would rather give a job to a black man because of the culture war. I just feel bad for white men, it’s really awful. It’s like, they should win because they always do win because they’re better than me, but they’re not winning, and I’m winning instead because I’m stupid and inferior that’s why I win. And I just keep oppressing white men by being so stupid that I keep winning and they keep losing, and that’s just not fair at all.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) triple-posted this 5 days ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,450,503
It’s sorta like, I don’t really know what they want me to say because if I actually humored their worldview it sounds more like I’m bragging about myself.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) quadruple-posted this 5 days ago, 37 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,450,533
How would you know that human society is beautiful if you didn’t know that civilization will be destroyed on November 8, 2062 at 5:30PM Greenwich mean time by a nuclear mishap?
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc (OP) double-posted this 5 days ago, 4 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,450,538
I have seen past the farthest star and I saw God on the other side. He said you should stop using the toilet without flushing it because that’s kinda gross for the next person.