Topic: Amazing Super-Average Powers that you have
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 started this discussion 15 years ago #13,661
So I have the ability to tell when a girl is going to grow up and be beautiful. Every girl I was attracted to as I grew up has grown to be beautiful.
I'm sure you guys have some abnormal abilities, what have you got?
I'm sure you guys have some abnormal abilities, what have you got?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #244,152
Fucking weirdo.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,154
I can fly.
toaster !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,157
I'm good with lasers
ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,158
My superpower is being tall.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,159
@244,154 (C)
Incredible! How do you do it, and is it unaided, or with Faerie dust?
@previous (ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
That's amazing, are you stuck being tall, or can you regulate your height, by, say, bending down or "sitting"?
Incredible! How do you do it, and is it unaided, or with Faerie dust?
@previous (ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
That's amazing, are you stuck being tall, or can you regulate your height, by, say, bending down or "sitting"?
ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,161
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
I am able to regulate my height. It is a hassle only in cramped areas like a school bus.
I am able to regulate my height. It is a hassle only in cramped areas like a school bus.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,163
@previous (ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Words cannot express my amazement. Not only can you be super-tall, but you can also make yourself short or average sized. Truly, your power is incredible.
Words cannot express my amazement. Not only can you be super-tall, but you can also make yourself short or average sized. Truly, your power is incredible.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,165
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,166
Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,185
Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,188
i can do stuff
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,190
I have the ability to change my tongue position and throat in such a way that it makes certain noises when I breathe air through it. I have invented a system of communication which uses these noises. I call it "language".
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,191
I can make a farting noise with my eyelid. I've never met anyone else who could successfully mimic this ability.
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,217
I can pleasure women sexually with my penis
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,235
I can see rain even when it's really light
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,243
I can hear the ultra high frequency oscillations emanating from fluorescent bulbs.
cagemyster1000 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,262
certain combinations of drugs will provide temporary immortality. falling off of a building or getting hit by a truck is not recomended but if done properly should be no real problem.
i can also eat A LOT of cheerios really fast
i can also eat A LOT of cheerios really fast
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,265
I have amazing powers of deduction. I can usually figure people out really fucking well, freaky good. I would have made a great cop or detective, but fuck the police.
green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,272
If I get really worked up, I can cum buckets just by stroking my frenulum on my penis.
[^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,281
I'm good a listening to people and helping them overcome things
[^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,282
I'm good a listening to people and helping them overcome things
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,306
I can smell and touch a variety of bodily fluids without gagging or being bothered.
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,310
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,313
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,314
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,315
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,317
@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
ummm.. menstruation?
in fact what is something that you have not been able to touch and smell without being bothered
ummm.. menstruation?
in fact what is something that you have not been able to touch and smell without being bothered
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,321
grey !C.MxxuCiTo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,448
lol powers
I'm really good at telling what languages people are speaking and what parts of Earth they are from by by hearing their accent. Right now some asians sitting near me are laughing and speaking a medly of English and Cantonese.
Naturally gifted snowboarder.
I have no emotions save for sadness and amusement.
@244,306 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Same.
I'm really good at telling what languages people are speaking and what parts of Earth they are from by by hearing their accent. Right now some asians sitting near me are laughing and speaking a medly of English and Cantonese.
Naturally gifted snowboarder.
I have no emotions save for sadness and amusement.
@244,306 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Same.
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Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,450
@previous (grey !C.MxxuCiTo)
> I have no emotions save for sadness and amusement.
what about boredom or enthusiasm
> I have no emotions save for sadness and amusement.
what about boredom or enthusiasm
grey !C.MxxuCiTo replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,455
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,458
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,460
grey !C.MxxuCiTo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,463
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,467
grey !C.MxxuCiTo replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,468
Though I do acknowledge that this situation sucks. I also have no sex drive. Nor am I gay or straight, practically. I mean, I like women, I'm just never attracted to them nor do I feel any drive -sexual or otherwise- to chase after them.
grey !C.MxxuCiTo double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,471
@244,467 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
I miss old chan culture. But not really in an emotional way. I feel no attachments to other humans. Not my family either. No, no, also no.
I miss old chan culture. But not really in an emotional way. I feel no attachments to other humans. Not my family either. No, no, also no.
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buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,475
Bobby2Sox !!ztPBX/o0I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,477
I have the ability to do without sleep for long periods.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,478
Triptych !6Suckfishs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,480
...Uh.
People can lift me very easily, so I often get piggyback rides.
The ability to use people as a means of transportation?
People can lift me very easily, so I often get piggyback rides.
The ability to use people as a means of transportation?
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,481
@previous (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
People can also lift me easily but I only ever got tossed around like a ball.
People can also lift me easily but I only ever got tossed around like a ball.
Bobby2Sox !!ztPBX/o0I replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,483
@244,478 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Nah, Air crash but not an amazing power. Just bloody lucky. Lol
Nah, Air crash but not an amazing power. Just bloody lucky. Lol
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Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,485
grey !C.MxxuCiTo replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,486
@244,475 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
No, that's autistic.
I require things if they help he achieve a goal. I feel nothing for the object.
No, that's autistic.
I require things if they help he achieve a goal. I feel nothing for the object.
Bobby2Sox !!ztPBX/o0I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,487
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,490
@244,486 (grey !C.MxxuCiTo)
The irony is that what you feel is closer to autism than feeling attachments to things.
The irony is that what you feel is closer to autism than feeling attachments to things.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,492
grey !C.MxxuCiTo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,494
@244,490 (H)
I don't get what you mean. What I'm saying it that I have a sever lack of Emotions.
@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
No. If I hate someone, it's on principal, not on emotion.
I don't get what you mean. What I'm saying it that I have a sever lack of Emotions.
@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
No. If I hate someone, it's on principal, not on emotion.
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,499
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 47 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,532
@244,185 (Ishikawa !Et8Dragonk)
Ah, I have heard of this superpower before. Does your egg-frying involve sucking the egg into your vagina and/or ass for a long period of time?
@244,188 (Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI)
An all-rounder!? That's incredible! So, you can do all sorts of stuff? Can you also do things?
@244,190 (H)
It sounds incredibly intricate! I have never used this system, could it be taught? If so, you're a bit like batman, in that that's not really a superpower, but rather, something that is a by-product of another superpower. In your case, millions of IQ. In Bruce Waynes, dollars.
@244,191 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
That sounds like it is only the beginning of something greater. With some training, I don't doubt that you could control your winking abilities to create some sort of beam from your winking. Some sort of "Death Wink". Truly sensational!
@244,272 (green !6PPj7P5Iag)
Amazing! If you were so inclined, your ability could be used to feed starving women and children in third world countries! It's like the hulk, except more useful!
@244,217 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
As a floorboard, this must be more than useful. You doubtless use this ability to seduce evil woman spies from humankind and then use your wood to get the answers you need. A master detective if ever there were one.
@244,235 (hamfist !!snnYcROO9)
With training, I wager you could even see lasers without a cigarette! You have the natural ability of a master jewel thief, and the charm of a monkey. Incredible!
@244,243 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
Pair this with your ability to pleasure women with your penis, and you could probably press Z to find an enemy's weak point before you mercilessly slay them! I am in awe!
@244,262 (cagemyster1000)
That sounds more like a drug-induced ability, rather than one that you can perform by yourself, but that you can pick and choose the perfect combinations, you are a modern day Nicholas Flamel!
@244,282 ([^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU)
Eerily awe-inspiring! You could use this ability to form "relationships" with others, dependencies which it will physically hurt them to break! Brilliant.
@244,306 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Truly, the most useful ability yet! I cannot begin to describe the usefulness of such a power, for it is boundless! Is it limited to human offshoots, or could you perhaps use it to negotiate treaties with the alien shit-beasts from Uranus? You could be a universal peace-keeper!
@244,448 (grey !C.MxxuCiTo)
That is... and I thought buspuppies abilities were enough, you are the perfect candidate for president of the universe. You can naturally detect languages, that's useful enough, but to be able to snowboard as well?? I can think of no better way to put all your talents to use than as ruler of all that is. I might suggest Buspuppie as your second-in-command. With you two together, All-that-is will certainly win the war against All-that-is-not!! You could bring peace to everything once again!
Ah, I have heard of this superpower before. Does your egg-frying involve sucking the egg into your vagina and/or ass for a long period of time?
@244,188 (Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI)
An all-rounder!? That's incredible! So, you can do all sorts of stuff? Can you also do things?
@244,190 (H)
It sounds incredibly intricate! I have never used this system, could it be taught? If so, you're a bit like batman, in that that's not really a superpower, but rather, something that is a by-product of another superpower. In your case, millions of IQ. In Bruce Waynes, dollars.
@244,191 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
That sounds like it is only the beginning of something greater. With some training, I don't doubt that you could control your winking abilities to create some sort of beam from your winking. Some sort of "Death Wink". Truly sensational!
@244,272 (green !6PPj7P5Iag)
Amazing! If you were so inclined, your ability could be used to feed starving women and children in third world countries! It's like the hulk, except more useful!
@244,217 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
As a floorboard, this must be more than useful. You doubtless use this ability to seduce evil woman spies from humankind and then use your wood to get the answers you need. A master detective if ever there were one.
@244,235 (hamfist !!snnYcROO9)
With training, I wager you could even see lasers without a cigarette! You have the natural ability of a master jewel thief, and the charm of a monkey. Incredible!
@244,243 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
Pair this with your ability to pleasure women with your penis, and you could probably press Z to find an enemy's weak point before you mercilessly slay them! I am in awe!
@244,262 (cagemyster1000)
That sounds more like a drug-induced ability, rather than one that you can perform by yourself, but that you can pick and choose the perfect combinations, you are a modern day Nicholas Flamel!
@244,282 ([^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU)
Eerily awe-inspiring! You could use this ability to form "relationships" with others, dependencies which it will physically hurt them to break! Brilliant.
@244,306 (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
Truly, the most useful ability yet! I cannot begin to describe the usefulness of such a power, for it is boundless! Is it limited to human offshoots, or could you perhaps use it to negotiate treaties with the alien shit-beasts from Uranus? You could be a universal peace-keeper!
@244,448 (grey !C.MxxuCiTo)
That is... and I thought buspuppies abilities were enough, you are the perfect candidate for president of the universe. You can naturally detect languages, that's useful enough, but to be able to snowboard as well?? I can think of no better way to put all your talents to use than as ruler of all that is. I might suggest Buspuppie as your second-in-command. With you two together, All-that-is will certainly win the war against All-that-is-not!! You could bring peace to everything once again!
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,537
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
> It sounds incredibly intricate! I have never used this system, could it be taught?
Absolutely! The ability to make random noises by manipulation of the tongue and throat is simple enough and could be learned in mere minutes, and within 5 years you could be applying meaning to certain noises in the same code as me, allowing you to communicate verbally. Or, you could create your own!
> It sounds incredibly intricate! I have never used this system, could it be taught?
Absolutely! The ability to make random noises by manipulation of the tongue and throat is simple enough and could be learned in mere minutes, and within 5 years you could be applying meaning to certain noises in the same code as me, allowing you to communicate verbally. Or, you could create your own!
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,547
@previous (H)
Brilliant! Such a simple method of communication would surely be considered useful globally. If we could create one language which unites all peoples within our nation, we could protect the world from devastation. To denounce the evils of truth and love; to extend our reach to the stars above. Jesse. James. Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light; surrender now or prepare to fight! I forget where I was going with this, but long story short, drugs are bad, mkay?
Brilliant! Such a simple method of communication would surely be considered useful globally. If we could create one language which unites all peoples within our nation, we could protect the world from devastation. To denounce the evils of truth and love; to extend our reach to the stars above. Jesse. James. Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light; surrender now or prepare to fight! I forget where I was going with this, but long story short, drugs are bad, mkay?
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,551
[^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,574
@244,532 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
That is always a risk, but I try not to take advantage of my 'gift'. Like, I try not to use it on girls that i actually like on a level beyond the physical, but if its just a superficial attraction, I'm going to give her as much help as she wants!
That is always a risk, but I try not to take advantage of my 'gift'. Like, I try not to use it on girls that i actually like on a level beyond the physical, but if its just a superficial attraction, I'm going to give her as much help as she wants!
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,580
@previous ([^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU)
It sounds like you have already mastered your power, I am inspired and amazed!
It sounds like you have already mastered your power, I am inspired and amazed!
[^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,587
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,611
Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,624
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,639
@previous (Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI)
Push the limits! If you could manage things as well, you could be even more terrifying powerful! Don't settle for the best you can be, strive for the best you could be!
@244,611 (U)
Amazing, that picture spoke to me! Truly, your powers are great, oh wise one!
Push the limits! If you could manage things as well, you could be even more terrifying powerful! Don't settle for the best you can be, strive for the best you could be!
@244,611 (U)
Amazing, that picture spoke to me! Truly, your powers are great, oh wise one!
green !6PPj7P5Iag replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,677
I can also eat vast quantities of food.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,689
@previous (green !6PPj7P5Iag)
Just food, or things as well? I'm telling you guys, things are the gateway to true power!
Just food, or things as well? I'm telling you guys, things are the gateway to true power!
buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,690
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,697
@previous (buspuppie !!hkv8K5ZEY)
All the things. The penis is more of a key to success than a gateway to true power though.
All the things. The penis is more of a key to success than a gateway to true power though.
floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,728
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,755
i see tiny little floaty things when i focus on the space directly in front of my eyes, i talk to them and they tell of strange and wonderous secrets.
when im high i can see music
when im high i can see music