Topic: Jesus didn’t die on the cross
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #136,546
Just so you could attempt to get rich by selling stock photos of wasted ice cream melting on the sidewalk on the internet to randos making educational YouTube videos about the history of Dairy Queen.No, he actually died on the cross for your sins.
Think about that next time before you do this. Does your dad know you do this? Does your dad know you take pictures of melted ice cream? Well if you wouldn’t tell your dad, God knows everything you do. Why would you do something in front of God you wouldn’t tell your dad? It’s disrespectful. You need to repent now.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,449,330
Now if you don’t mind me, I’ll be uploading images of old Soviet revolutionary nostalgia to shutterstock illegally under google translated Korean titles in order to profit off of the boom in leftist video essays that will shortly ensue due to the AI bubble bursting in South Korea. I bid you good day!Jesus is the human incarnation of the creator of the universe!
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,332
We are the revolution against the revolution. We use the market to profit off the people who profit off the failure of markets. When this decade is through, it will be remembered that I was the loudest voice, that this was my decade, that it was my voice above all others who was the leader of this generation, of this movement, of this era! Or something, I don’t really give a shit. Buy my Lenin stock photos so I can start a tech company.
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,333
This is your daily reminder toRELIGION HARDER!
Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,334
And I know what you’re thinking: is that a baby?
Yes.
Yes.
Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,335
Peter Theil has used the Cathedral as a metaphor for the institutions in our society: the banks, the universities, the think tanks. He has said that freedom is no longer compatible with democracy.I think he just has some issues with his sexuality.
Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 47 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,336
I have no idea what I’m saying but I can feel it in my bones.
Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,337
Anonymous A (OP) nonuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 14 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,338
I am but an immortal man. I’m small. Would you still love me if I was an ant? Please don’t squish me. Who was Epstein dealing with? I don’t know!
Anonymous A (OP) decuple-posted this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,339
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,354
he didnt. he fell asleep. and technically, thats all religion is, a good fukin reason to bash your head in ,and put you burning for,,, ignorance largely can be acreditted to you for, whatever fukin reason. It's like science, but, uh, mechanical. ...yea, it's, you know. OR OROR, SOcialisttt, yeahhh.
Anonymous B double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,355
> social scie-
No no, no, fuck yo, It's, SOoocialist science. Thats, even more hikikomori than hikikomori. FUCK, ITS NOT A SHELTER, ITS ACTUALLY, A WALL BACKWARDS. It's A BRICK FUCKIN CAGE, FOR YOUR FUCKIn, China credit? it's like jail youalso pay for jail duh.
No no, no, fuck yo, It's, SOoocialist science. Thats, even more hikikomori than hikikomori. FUCK, ITS NOT A SHELTER, ITS ACTUALLY, A WALL BACKWARDS. It's A BRICK FUCKIN CAGE, FOR YOUR FUCKIn, China credit? it's like jail youalso pay for jail duh.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,366
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,391
@OP
> Just so you could attempt to get rich by selling stock photos of wasted ice cream melting on the sidewalk on the internet to randos making educational YouTube videos about the history of Dairy Queen.
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> No, he actually died on the cross for your sins.
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> Think about that next time before you do this. Does your dad know you do this? Does your dad know you take pictures of melted ice cream? Well if you wouldn’t tell your dad, God knows everything you do. Why would you do something in front of God you wouldn’t tell your dad? It’s disrespectful. You need to repent now.
Jesus died with a full on TOTAL ERECTION. Look for paintings on net.
Betting he even tried to suck for some moister.
Net paintings show he had a HUGE Erection.
> Just so you could attempt to get rich by selling stock photos of wasted ice cream melting on the sidewalk on the internet to randos making educational YouTube videos about the history of Dairy Queen.
>
> No, he actually died on the cross for your sins.
>
> Think about that next time before you do this. Does your dad know you do this? Does your dad know you take pictures of melted ice cream? Well if you wouldn’t tell your dad, God knows everything you do. Why would you do something in front of God you wouldn’t tell your dad? It’s disrespectful. You need to repent now.
Jesus died with a full on TOTAL ERECTION. Look for paintings on net.
Betting he even tried to suck for some moister.
Net paintings show he had a HUGE Erection.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,392
I don’t know man… OP sounds like he’s talking a lot of sense. I want to religion harder myself.Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 28 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,394
@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
> I don’t know man… OP sounds like he’s talking a lot of sense. I want to religion harder myself.
Doubt any religion is going to help your Hard On.
> I don’t know man… OP sounds like he’s talking a lot of sense. I want to religion harder myself.
Doubt any religion is going to help your Hard On.