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Topic: Jesus didn’t die on the cross

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 hour ago #136,546

Just so you could attempt to get rich by selling stock photos of wasted ice cream melting on the sidewalk on the internet to randos making educational YouTube videos about the history of Dairy Queen.

No, he actually died on the cross for your sins.

Think about that next time before you do this. Does your dad know you do this? Does your dad know you take pictures of melted ice cream? Well if you wouldn’t tell your dad, God knows everything you do. Why would you do something in front of God you wouldn’t tell your dad? It’s disrespectful. You need to repent now.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 hour ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,449,330

Now if you don’t mind me, I’ll be uploading images of old Soviet revolutionary nostalgia to shutterstock illegally under google translated Korean titles in order to profit off of the boom in leftist video essays that will shortly ensue due to the AI bubble bursting in South Korea. I bid you good day!

Jesus is the human incarnation of the creator of the universe!

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 hour ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,332

We are the revolution against the revolution. We use the market to profit off the people who profit off the failure of markets. When this decade is through, it will be remembered that I was the loudest voice, that this was my decade, that it was my voice above all others who was the leader of this generation, of this movement, of this era! Or something, I don’t really give a shit. Buy my Lenin stock photos so I can start a tech company.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 hour ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,333

This is your daily reminder to

RELIGION HARDER!

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 59 minutes ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,334

And I know what you’re thinking: is that a baby?

Yes.

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 55 minutes ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,335

Peter Theil has used the Cathedral as a metaphor for the institutions in our society: the banks, the universities, the think tanks. He has said that freedom is no longer compatible with democracy.

I think he just has some issues with his sexuality.

Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 54 minutes ago, 47 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,336

I have no idea what I’m saying but I can feel it in my bones.

Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 41 minutes ago, 12 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,337

https://youtu.be/uzxq_D7vUKM

Anonymous A (OP) nonuple-posted this 26 minutes ago, 14 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,338

I am but an immortal man. I’m small. Would you still love me if I was an ant? Please don’t squish me. Who was Epstein dealing with? I don’t know!

Anonymous A (OP) decuple-posted this 22 minutes ago, 4 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,449,339

Just got a buyer!

https://youtu.be/krVhVhaVjxU
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