Topic: You are given a laser gun and the one time ability to time travel to any period in history and back.

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc started this discussion 15 years ago #13,654

What do you go and fuck up? I'm thinking I'd go blast me some dinosaurs. Or go fight me some million man armies in ancient Rome or something. Go be an Egyptian god. You might not even need a laser gun for that, maybe just an assault rifle or a pistol. Or like, you could drive into ancient Rome in a big ass 18 wheeler or fly in with a Blackhawk helicopter with all the fucking guns and shit on it. Okay, so instead of just a laser gun, if you could go back in time with anything you wanted what would it be?

And don't make it stupid, like go back with lotto numbers to get rich or invest in Apple or whatever. Make it something like, "medieval England with a .50 cal sniper rifle with, like, thermal scopes and night vision and shit." You know? Body count.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #244,087

I get to come back?

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,088

@previous (B)
sure, I guess.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,089

I'd go back with lotto numbers to get rich or invest in Apple or whatever. Why would I want to be rich in some ancient era when I could be rich in modern times?

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,090

@previous (B)
forget being rich, what civilizations would you topple?

[^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,091

I would take over China, about 50 years ago, change from military.dictatorship to a technological dictatorship and live forever, making millions off of apple and/or other electronic devices

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,092

@previous ([^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU)
would you use a laser gun? you'd need some kind of method. Just cause you're from the future doesn't make you shit without a laser gun.

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[^_^] !ZSnwP1dSjU replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,093

@previous (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
Yeah, I'd probably a laser.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,094

@244,090 (floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc)
It'd be interesting to see what would happen if the mongolian empire lasted longer. It's hard to imagine how that would've turned out.

Triptych !6Suckfishs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,095

I'd go and destroy England after it had been taken over by the Romans and started to make something of itself.

floorboard !hbZVTk6JYc (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,096

@244,094 (B)
That would be pretty cool if you had a laser gun or any kind of bazooka.

Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,097

Go and kill the people Judas talked to on this night.

He can't fuck up, Jesus is wrong and Christianity never exists. The world's IQ increases exponentially.

> EDIT: Fixed IQ.

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Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,098

@244,095 (Triptych !6Suckfishs)
That would likely mean a successful invasion by France and result in them taking the role of Britain, with even more power. Or is that what you'd like to see?

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Anonymous B double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,099

@244,097 (Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI)
intelligence is a product of what we believe or is what we believe a product of our intelligence?

Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,100

@previous (B)
Fixed.

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #244,101

@244,098 (B)
Sure, I just want to see something interesting.
Or having some way to traverse large areas of land/sea quickly would be nice, then I could just kill everyone.

Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #244,102

@244,098 (B)
> mfw trip wants to be joan of arc

Triptych !6Suckfishs replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #244,103

@previous (Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI)
Nahhhhh.
This is the closest I'd want to be to Joan of Arc. Although I don't like her fighting style that much.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #244,104

@244,098 (B)
> successful invasion by France
Which period are you talking about here? Roman control of Britain began long before there was a France.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #244,105

I'd shoot hitler, and take command of the german forces. I'd never invade russia.

I'd be fucking hot german bitches all day long. I'd also not kill the jews, and I would marry Anne Frank and have crazy threesomes with hot german blondes and a young jewish bisexual chick who likes attics.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #244,109

I would go and shine it in my brothers eyes.

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,142

laser pistols only do like 10 damage

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,144

Great Wall of China as they're building it.
> blast it down
> patch it up
> blast it down
> patch it up

ValtaK !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,146

I'd go to the Viking age and fuck the Christians over with my Nordic brethren then impregnate multiple women as a hero.

cowbOYClaxton joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,177

@ op
i have a problem with the premise here. one time ability to travel backwards in time? do i also maybe get a ride the fuck home asshole? stuck in time? ok fuck it i take the laser and go back 5 minutes. . ..i gots a laser now bitchs

green !6PPj7P5Iag joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #244,179

> shoot my past self
> create a paradox

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