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Topic: When you take a shit

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #136,481

Do you use 2 ply or 4 ply? Or do you have one of those toilets that sprays your asshole? Maybe you use wet wipes? Maybe you just jump straight into the shower? What's your secret?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 50 seconds later[^] [v] #1,448,830

Personally I make such a mess I have to shower after. I mean by the time I'm done there's shit all over me and the walls so a shower is really the only option.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,834

@OP
I use a lot of toilet paper and I usually wipe until there's blood on the paper. I squat on the toilet because I don't like the idea of germs

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 28 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,839

I have a negro thats installed into the wall beside the shitter, and it licks my bootyhole cleaner than a bidet ever will.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,843

@previous (C)
this is my fetish not even joking

Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,847

@previous (B)
the pooper or nigganugget? mr bloody anus used to spam its desire to be removed of legs and arms and fed exclusively off of white poop. It put lotsa thought into it, even developing diagrams to be surgically connecting to sewer via anus and urethra hoses and the housing2bee flush with tile and such and it was these posts in which i used to install the negro that lived next door to me.

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,849

@previous (C)

> the pooper or nigganugget? mr bloody anus used to spam its desire to be removed of legs and arms and fed exclusively off of white poop. It put lotsa thought into it, even developing diagrams to be surgically connecting to sewer via anus and urethra hoses and the housing2bee flush with tile and such and it was these posts in which i used to install the negro that lived next door to me.

I wonder what the IQ of whoever wrote this is.

Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,852

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
twice yours, at bare minimum

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,853

@previous (C)
Don’t get me wrong, I think you’re a bell end, I’m just not worried about you being on the right end of the bell, I’m more worried about the left end.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,854

@1,448,847 (C)
I like the idea of licking ass clean

Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,855

@previous (B)
At least you’re honest :)

Anonymous B replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,857

@previous (Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc)
Can I lick your ass? How dirty is it?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,862

Matt treasures this thread and wants Meta to make it a sticky.

Pickles McGee joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,875

I just shit in the shower. I stomp on the turds until they mash up and go down the drain then clean my asshole with the hand held sprayer. I quit buying toilet paper years ago. If people come to the house I'll give them some napkins or a roll of paper towels to wipe with.
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