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Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago#136,481
Do you use 2 ply or 4 ply? Or do you have one of those toilets that sprays your asshole? Maybe you use wet wipes? Maybe you just jump straight into the shower? What's your secret?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 weeks ago, 50 seconds later[^][v]#1,448,830
Personally I make such a mess I have to shower after. I mean by the time I'm done there's shit all over me and the walls so a shower is really the only option.
Anonymous C replied with this 3 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,448,847
@previous (B)
the pooper or nigganugget? mr bloody anus used to spam its desire to be removed of legs and arms and fed exclusively off of white poop. It put lotsa thought into it, even developing diagrams to be surgically connecting to sewer via anus and urethra hoses and the housing2bee flush with tile and such and it was these posts in which i used to install the negro that lived next door to me.
> the pooper or nigganugget? mr bloody anus used to spam its desire to be removed of legs and arms and fed exclusively off of white poop. It put lotsa thought into it, even developing diagrams to be surgically connecting to sewer via anus and urethra hoses and the housing2bee flush with tile and such and it was these posts in which i used to install the negro that lived next door to me.
Mr. Bloody Lemonade !0JqexkOGBc replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,448,853
@previous (C)
Don’t get me wrong, I think you’re a bell end, I’m just not worried about you being on the right end of the bell, I’m more worried about the left end.
Pickles McGee joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,448,875
I just shit in the shower. I stomp on the turds until they mash up and go down the drain then clean my asshole with the hand held sprayer. I quit buying toilet paper years ago. If people come to the house I'll give them some napkins or a roll of paper towels to wipe with.