Topic: NEW WORLD MAP JUST DROPPED
Anonymous A started this discussion 59 minutes ago #136,465
You know what? You believe in self determination national sovereignty and international law, well fuck you! I just redrew the entire world map. Africa is now two countries divided between Christianity and Islam. Europe is one country, the capital is Berlin. China gets all of Manchuria back, and Korea. India is the only independent Asian country. Japan is a part of China too. Russia is now a tiny county and they don’t get a seat at the UN because fuck Russia. I fixed the border between the Spanish and Portuguese halves of South America. And now, North America is two countries divided between Mexico and Canmerica. Canmerica consists of all normal people, and everything else is taco country. Texas, Mississippi, it’s all taco country, Mexicans get free rein to go wherever they want now. Fuck you.Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 56 minutes ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,448,659
Also you can’t tell but Greenland belongs to India now. They deserve it.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 53 minutes ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,660
It is my right to do this because I am god emperor of the world because I said so.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 47 minutes ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,661
Brilliant idea: make Islam a country. All of it, just make it a country. Why’s nobody ever thought of that?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 44 minutes ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,662
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 26 minutes ago, 17 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,670
Russia didn't want to lose their only warm water port in Sevastopol, and did what was necessary as the CIA started a color revolution in Ukraine, so fuck Russia I guess?
Like, do you know the history? Crimea was a majority Russian area, and part of Russia. But then a Soviet leader gave it to Ukraine as a gag birthday gift, so that means they are definitely Ukranian (despite their majority Russian population still even before annexation).
It would be absurd to take back a birthday present, even if the sovereignty of one of the largest countries in the world was on the line. They should just stop having a navy on the winter, and I'm sure every other country will just play nice.
Like, do you know the history? Crimea was a majority Russian area, and part of Russia. But then a Soviet leader gave it to Ukraine as a gag birthday gift, so that means they are definitely Ukranian (despite their majority Russian population still even before annexation).
It would be absurd to take back a birthday present, even if the sovereignty of one of the largest countries in the world was on the line. They should just stop having a navy on the winter, and I'm sure every other country will just play nice.
Anonymous C replied with this 4 minutes ago, 22 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,681
@previous (D)
That’s not why I hate Russia. I hate Russia because they abandoned communism! That is unforgivable! Shame on Russia!
That’s not why I hate Russia. I hate Russia because they abandoned communism! That is unforgivable! Shame on Russia!
Anonymous C double-posted this 2 minutes ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,682
Just look, in our modern world, Japan is closer to true communism than Russia is.
Anonymous C triple-posted this 10 seconds ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,448,683
I fully support the Islamic Republic of Japan in their struggle against the capitalist ruling class, and it is my hope they can be united with their kindred people in China who are currently suffering underneath Xi Jinping’s capitalist forces.